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Never Piss Off a Truck Driver!!! (Maybe a *NWS*)

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  • zbrownZ Offline
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    zbrown
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    #5

    boo i wanna see the other two

    rx7-8.89@157mph
    12v dodge, twins

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    • MisterCMKM Offline
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      #6

      Anyone have the other 2? I can rehost them...

      FASTER THAN DUBBSY

      > thrash;315544 wrote:
      > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
      >
      > Ford is back :)

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      • DelSlowD Offline
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        I love how theres a diet coke can on him and a dollar.

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        • capitljC Offline
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          Oops that didn't quite go according to plan.

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          > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
          > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

          ASE certified parts specialist.
          2004 Impala LS 3.8

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          • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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            SPANISH-RICE
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            wouldnt a loaded semi squish him a little more? i would just think that like his sides would be busted open or something

            here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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            PVC SQUAD MEMBER #2

            • 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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            • legacy-user-544L Offline
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              legacy-user-544
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              #10

              SPANISH-RICE;210639 wrote:
              wouldnt a loaded semi squish him a little more? i would just think that like his sides would be busted open or something

              the human body can take quite a bit of punishment before it starts spilling out like youre talking about. he did bust open a little around the eyes and mouth. he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

              1995 Mitsubishi 3000gt 99.9% stock

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              • 2gTSIGUY2 Offline
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                d^flex;210646 wrote:
                he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

                I thought that was common knowledge these days:rolleyes:. On a sunnier note, you can see tire tread on his stomach!

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                • 99civic9 Offline
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                  it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself? is he doing better now? ok im done

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                  1999 civic ex - 472whp 19psi e85
                  2000 civic SiR - jdm sickness
                  1988 chevy s10 blazer - lowrider
                  1979 lifted fullsize chevy - mud truck

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                    i most definitely give that driver 150 bonus points for gettin' a gang member, thats about as rare as gettin' a beerfuck on a squad car.

                    Jordan
                    02 CBR600 F4i
                    96 Nissan 200SX
                    90 Nissan Sentra
                    87 Honda Helix

                    > SPANISH-RICE;209867 wrote:
                    > cmk is the weakest of sauces

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                    • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                      SPANISH-RICE
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                      #14

                      a beerfuck on a squadcar... baller, thats like the royal flush of beerfuck gameplay

                      here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                      • 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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                      • 99civic9 Offline
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                        #15

                        ^^^^ yeah or getting to have sex with jessica alba

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                        1999 civic ex - 472whp 19psi e85
                        2000 civic SiR - jdm sickness
                        1988 chevy s10 blazer - lowrider
                        1979 lifted fullsize chevy - mud truck

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                        • itRfanI Offline
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                          ^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

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                          words to live by from the wise one"
                          -weshole

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                            itRfan;211016 wrote:
                            ^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

                            Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

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                              2gTSIGUY;211067 wrote:
                              Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

                              that would be the most worthwhile case of herpes I could ever get....

                              1995 Mustang
                              CAI, rimz, and springs.

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                                99civic;210681 wrote:
                                it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself?

                                quite likely more than poop filling his shorts.

                                1995 Mustang
                                CAI, rimz, and springs.

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