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Never Piss Off a Truck Driver!!! (Maybe a *NWS*)

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  • MisterCMKM Offline
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    MisterCMK
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    #6

    Anyone have the other 2? I can rehost them...

    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

    > thrash;315544 wrote:
    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
    >
    > Ford is back :)

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    • DelSlowD Offline
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      I love how theres a diet coke can on him and a dollar.

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      • capitljC Offline
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        Oops that didn't quite go according to plan.

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        > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
        > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

        ASE certified parts specialist.
        2004 Impala LS 3.8

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        • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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          wouldnt a loaded semi squish him a little more? i would just think that like his sides would be busted open or something

          here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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          PVC SQUAD MEMBER #2

          • 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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          • legacy-user-544L Offline
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            SPANISH-RICE;210639 wrote:
            wouldnt a loaded semi squish him a little more? i would just think that like his sides would be busted open or something

            the human body can take quite a bit of punishment before it starts spilling out like youre talking about. he did bust open a little around the eyes and mouth. he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

            1995 Mitsubishi 3000gt 99.9% stock

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            • 2gTSIGUY2 Offline
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              #11

              d^flex;210646 wrote:
              he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

              I thought that was common knowledge these days:rolleyes:. On a sunnier note, you can see tire tread on his stomach!

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              • 99civic9 Offline
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                it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself? is he doing better now? ok im done

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                1999 civic ex - 472whp 19psi e85
                2000 civic SiR - jdm sickness
                1988 chevy s10 blazer - lowrider
                1979 lifted fullsize chevy - mud truck

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                • Krazy_KlingK Offline
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                  i most definitely give that driver 150 bonus points for gettin' a gang member, thats about as rare as gettin' a beerfuck on a squad car.

                  Jordan
                  02 CBR600 F4i
                  96 Nissan 200SX
                  90 Nissan Sentra
                  87 Honda Helix

                  > SPANISH-RICE;209867 wrote:
                  > cmk is the weakest of sauces

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                  • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                    SPANISH-RICE
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                    a beerfuck on a squadcar... baller, thats like the royal flush of beerfuck gameplay

                    here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                    PVC SQUAD MEMBER #2

                    • 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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                    • 99civic9 Offline
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                      #15

                      ^^^^ yeah or getting to have sex with jessica alba

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                      1999 civic ex - 472whp 19psi e85
                      2000 civic SiR - jdm sickness
                      1988 chevy s10 blazer - lowrider
                      1979 lifted fullsize chevy - mud truck

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                      • itRfanI Offline
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                        ^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

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                        "tell the misses that thats how you got the man and thats how you KEEP the man

                        words to live by from the wise one"
                        -weshole

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                          itRfan;211016 wrote:
                          ^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

                          Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

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                            2gTSIGUY;211067 wrote:
                            Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

                            that would be the most worthwhile case of herpes I could ever get....

                            1995 Mustang
                            CAI, rimz, and springs.

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                            • dubbsyD Offline
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                              99civic;210681 wrote:
                              it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself?

                              quite likely more than poop filling his shorts.

                              1995 Mustang
                              CAI, rimz, and springs.

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