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  • fromtheashesF Offline
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    fromtheashes
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    So There I was driving north on I-29 minding my own business, obeying the speed limit at about 7pm on Sunday evening when a Highway patrol passes me going southbound on I-29, Being like anyone else I check my rear view mirror to see him pull a hard left & blaze through the ditch like hes driving a 4X4, Other cars are swerving out of the way to avoid hitting this guy. He flips his cherries on and the next thing I know is I'm being pulled over.

    I'm thinking to myself what am I being pulled over for I wasn't speeding I was swerving or anything illegal that I could possibly think of. So I roll down my window and watch this over weight man try to pull himself out of his car. When he emerges from his vehicle he pulls his pants up and waddles his way towards my car.

    I ask him what am I being pulled over for officer? He rudely informs me while studiers that my windows are to dark. (First of all I have 35% tint and you can clearly see through my car without even looking twice.) He the waddles back to his car and stumbles back in the seat where he proceeds to literately picks his nose for a few minutes while slurps on his 42oz Big gulp. And prints me out a ticket for Window Tint.

    On his way back to my car he trips and somehow manages to catch himself and tells me that I need to have my address changed since I'm not living at the one on my license, when I told him I was in school already. (must of poked his brain when he was digging for that gold up his nose.)

    Officer I just wanted to let you know that I am sorry that I was the reason you almost caused a pile up of cars on the freeway and Had to move your overweight body out from your car, trip over your fat feet, interrupt your treasure hunt up your nose, and disturb you from your big gulp so you could give me a ticket for window tinting. Next time I will think of you and your mustache and How I took away your time for fighting crime on the highways of North Dakota.

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    • BookemB Offline
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      So he didn't measure the tint?

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        #3

        If it's 35% it is illegal....still kinda dumb to pull someone over for just that though.

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        • K Offline
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          KA-T_240
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          ^35% on the back windows is legal in ND. Unless the laws have recently changed.

          IIRC it is 50% on the front roll downs, and what you want on the back.

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          • RexwagonR Offline
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            So i see the del sol is outa storage. tint tickets do happen though brett. I have like 6 of them in the last year and half. lol

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            • fromtheashesF Offline
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              KA-T_240;219376 wrote:
              ^35% on the back windows is legal in ND. Unless the laws have recently changed.

              IIRC it is 50% on the front roll downs, and what you want on the back.

              I have minnesota plates.

              Yes he did pull out the tint gage. He pulled it out like it was just something to do.

              Davidson It just sucks since I have never been ticketed for anything in my history of driving other that one speeding tick for going 63 in a 55 which was BS also.

              "We all have a choice, we can talk, we can be quiet, we can stay, we can leave. We always have the choice."

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              • MisterCMKM Offline
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                So long story short you are a dumb shit and got a tint ticket for your windows that you admit are too dark? And now you want to attempt to take personal shots at the trooper who was just doing his job? I just want to make sure that I am understanding the correctly. Dumbass.

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                > thrash;315544 wrote:
                > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                >
                > Ford is back :)

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                • STiSchuckyS Offline
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                  Ive been pulled over twice, both by MN patrolmen one at 6:20 am one right at noon, both for tint.

                  I've always figured highway patrolmen are there to catch speeders, drunk drivers, whatever on highways. Not worry about f'in tint.

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                  • JN210J Offline
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                    another one of these threads eh?

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                    • 97C59 Offline
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                      MisterCMK;219383 wrote:
                      So long story short you are a dumb shit and got a tint ticket for your windows that you admit are too dark? And now you want to attempt to take personal shots at the trooper who was just doing his job? I just want to make sure that I am understanding the correctly. Dumbass.

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                      • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                        Some cops choose to enforce laws that matter and some are dicks that just like pulling people over and writing out tickets. I know plenty of cops feel tint laws and other laws are stupid. The last cop I did a ride along with told me he will pull people over for headlight/talilight/tint but won't ticket them. He just does it to see if he can find something else. We were also clocking people going 37+ in 30mph zones and he didn't even bat an eye.

                        You just got one of the annoying ones. Sure, like others have said, your tint is technically illegal so it's up to you to deal with the consequences. But it's also true that there are plenty of dumb laws on the books and plenty of power tripping cops who like to write tickets for the stupidest shit too.

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                        • MisterCMKM Offline
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                          Also, I'm sure that the OP didn't give the cop any attitude or lip and was pleasant to him as well. [/sarcasm]

                          FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                          > thrash;315544 wrote:
                          > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                          >
                          > Ford is back :)

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                          • K Offline
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                            ^LOL!!!

                            I am utterly shocked on this one. ND cops pulls you over to give you a ticket for something that is legal in his state.

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                            • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                              You have udders? Can I milk you?

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                              • darkelvisD Offline
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                                Yea, god damn someone for doing their job!!!!! Seriously, you have an illegal modification and you get pulled over for it, i'm sure you gave him some bullshit immature attitude the whole time,and I'm sure that this guy is EXACTLY how you are describing him.

                                Lets see how stupid this sounds with other professions:
                                God damn this cook, how dare he make my food when I asked him to?
                                Fucking doctors, always trying to help me get better.
                                Stupid plumbers, fixing my my leak so my house won't flood, i'm going to bitch about this on the internet.
                                What the hell, why do my teachers always have to try to teach me, it pisses me off!!!

                                Are you starting to see how fucking stupid it is to bitch about someone JUST DOING THEIR JOB?!?!

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                                • STiSchuckyS Offline
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                                  a tint ticket on the highway?

                                  a little harmless and far fetched, no?

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                                  • L Offline
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                                    Banned
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                                    Whats the tint law in MN? Any different from ND?

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                                      50% front and rears.

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                                      • MisterCMKM Offline
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                                        KA-T_240;219398 wrote:
                                        ^LOL!!!

                                        I am utterly shocked on this one. ND cops pulls you over to give you a ticket for something that is legal in his state.

                                        The OP has 35% tint all around which isn't legal in North Dakota or Minnesota.

                                        FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                                        > thrash;315544 wrote:
                                        > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                                        >
                                        > Ford is back :)

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                                        • RexwagonR Offline
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                                          Dont worry brett the ticket wont effect your insurance. its not technically a moving violation. there are no points taken away for it.

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