Cookies!!!
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WORLDS LARGEST COOKIE JUST FOR YOU
largest cookie was 31m (102 feet) in diameter and weighted 18,000 kg (40,000 lb). The cookie as seen by superman:
12,200 lbs. of Unbleached Flour (who care if it is bleached? Count Bleachula?)
6,525 lbs. of Unsalted Butter
6,000 lbs. of Dark Chocolate Chunks (This is 1 million chunks… damn son…)
5,000 lbs. of Granulated Sugar
3,370 lbs. of Dark Brown Sugar
30,000 Whole Eggs (by our calculations it would take a grown man 43 years to poop out that many eggs)
184 lbs. of Salt (good thing the butter was unsalted…)
79 lbs. Baking Soda
10 gallons of Pure Vanilla [Boris drinks this much pure vanilla in a week)
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Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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It is Saturday, maybe somebody will have some tossed cookies for you later.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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I haz cookiez but none for you.
> Parker;299126 wrote:
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