Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[weshole]

I read a long bit into one of the threads. Lulz. Shits epic.

[Trafik Jamz]

I laughed pretty hard at this one:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?p=60377315#post60377315

[smtomps1955]

I could see alot of this backfiring badly!!

[funky_monkey58]

Me: Hello
Her: Hey whats up?
Me: Not too much
Me: Got a question for ya
Her: Whats that
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Uh what?
Me: You know tap that.
Her: pretty sure you need to learn some respect
Me: I am asking nicely.
Her: Okay well. Try never then. thats absolutely disgusting. Dont talk to me until you want to show some respect
Me: I am joking just wanted to see what you would say
Her: Sure
Me: lmao
Me: I have a really nice Girl I would not compromise that
Her: Yeah well then you shouldn't even joke bout stuff like that
Me: Whats wrong with joking?
Her: Leave me alone

And that was the end of it. She was always a bitch lol.

[99civic]

nice^^

[Trafik Jamz]

AJ, what is Lacey's number....I'll text her and post results here....

[KA-T_240]

Funny shit!!!

[thrash]

that thread was full of win.

[SPANISH-RICE]

me: Hey when can i tap that?
Her: Hey stranger!
Me: Hey when can i tap that?
Her: I thought you were too cool to hangout with me?
Me: Hey when can i tap that?
Her: Well when are you working this week?
Me: Ahh sorry im busy that day
her: Whatever

lulz

[Bp-08]

bump, I found my buddys phone and text the last girl he was texting.

me:when you gona let me tap dat?
her: tap what?
me: DAT ASS!
her:your drunk, text me tomorrow.
me:you didnt answer my question.
her:what question.
me:when you gona let me tap dat?
her:text me when your sober
I was going to text her saying it was a joke, but my buddy realized his phone was missing, so I pretended I found it and gave it to him before I had the time to text her back. I later found out it was his cousin lol.

[JN210]

tried this the other day...saturday was a GREAT day :D.

me: when can I tap that?
her: wat?
me: you heard me, you, me, anyplace comfortable.
her: o, well...how does saturday sound?
me: sounds great
her: Can't wait to see you.
me: oh I bet.

[beachbum_jon]

^pics or it didnt happen

[95accord]

um +1

[Bryce]

JN210;290378 wrote:
tried this the other day...saturday was a GREAT day :D.

me: when can I tap that?
her: wat?
me: you heard me, you, me, anyplace comfortable.
her: o, well...how does saturday sound?
me: sounds great
her: wait, I thought u was a gay..
me: oh sry.

Lies. Never happend.

Edit: I found the real conversation!

[JN210]

^lol, yea let me find it, assuming it wasnt deleted. My parents or sis steal my phone and then go on with searching through my texts.

[zbrown]

Bryce;290456 wrote:
Edit: I found the real conversation!

Oh, you must mean this one

JN210;290378 wrote:
tried this the other day...saturday was a GREAT day :D.

me: when can I tap that?
him: wat?
me: you heard me, you, me, anyplace comfortable.
him: o, well...how does saturday sound?
me: sounds great
him: Can't wait to see you.
me: oh I bet.

[JN210]

^you bastard!...ya caught meh.

[integra_gsr98]

stump grinder?

[zbrown]

integra_gsr98;290472 wrote:
stump grinder?

i about choked on my ham and provolone sandwich, haha

[JN210]

integra_gsr98;290472 wrote:
stump grinder?

Is that some kind of joke to my one legged-ness?

lol none the less