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Bacon makes EVERYTHING better

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  • BassplayerB Offline
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    Bassplayer
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    #6

    capitlj;307001 wrote:
    Bacon flavored lube!!! Now I don't even have to talk to fat chicks, just splatter a little of that on my junk, and watch the cows come in.

    Dude wtf?:icon_puke_r:

    2008 MR Honda Fit Sport 5MT[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]-Daily
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    • KossickK Offline
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      #7

      not a fan of bacon... and definitely not a fan of fat chicks...

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      • 99civic9 Offline
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        99civic
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        Kossick;307114 wrote:
        not a fan of bacon... and definitely not a fan of fat chicks...

        really??? Im a HUGE fan of bacon flavored fat chicks!!! :icon_cheers:

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        • RidinRailsR Offline
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          RidinRails
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          we'd have more people interested on here if it said SHEEP!

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          • funky_monkey58F Offline
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            funky_monkey58
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            #10

            RidinRails;307119 wrote:
            we'd have more people interested on here if it said SHEEP!

            I should start selling velcro gloves on here.....

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            • capitljC Offline
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              capitlj
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              #11

              Wait you have velcro gloves?

              Oh and for the record fat chicks give the best head.

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              > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
              > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

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              • KossickK Offline
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                Kossick
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                #12

                capitlj;307121 wrote:
                Oh and for the record fat chicks give the best head.

                I'm glad to say I'll just have to take your word for that one...
                But I have gotten some GREAT head from very hott and fit girls

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                • BassplayerB Offline
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                  Bassplayer
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                  #13

                  Kossick;307123 wrote:
                  I'm glad to say I'll just have to take your word for that one...
                  But I have gotten some GREAT head from very hott and fit girls

                  X123921312, I prefer and girl not to snort and nom nom when they are going to town on me....

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                  • JN210J Offline
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                    Bassplayer;307125 wrote:
                    X123921312, I prefer and girl not to snort and nom nom when they are going to town on me....

                    hahahaha, awesome. I prefer hot chicks givin it up rather than a hungry fat one...If the girl is skinny she is most likely not hungry and you are already saving money.

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                    • capitljC Offline
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                      capitlj
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                      Who said anything about buying them dinner Jeff? I just talking about letting them fellate me. I can pretend its anyone I want down there. I've never gotten decent head from a good looking girl. They just don't have the need to be good at that because guys actually want to hit it. Don't get me wrong I'm sure they are out there, just saying in my personal experience, fat chicks are better at smoking pole.

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                      > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                      > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                      ASE certified parts specialist.
                      2004 Impala LS 3.8

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                      • capitljC Offline
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                        capitlj
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                        #16

                        Wow that might just be the single most offensive post I have read on fargostreet.

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                        > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                        > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                        ASE certified parts specialist.
                        2004 Impala LS 3.8

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                        • dont got a rideD Offline
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                          dont got a ride
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                          is it sad that you read your comment an hour later and then post on how offensive it is? or i did i miss sumthin in between?

                          1998 Dodge stratus ES....disowned
                          2002 WRX Stage 2 (no flash)...SOLD
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                          • bubbaB Offline
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                            capitlj;307121 wrote:
                            Wait you have velcro gloves?

                            Oh and for the record fat chicks give the best head.

                            Dont tell faber bout the gloves, he'd be in heaven...

                            Lol, i'd be too scared the fat chicks would try to take a bit out of it or something...

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                            08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
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                            90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                            Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                            • capitljC Offline
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                              capitlj
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                              No you didn't miss anything. Just because its offensive doesn't mean it isn't what I wanted to say.

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                              > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                              > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                              ASE certified parts specialist.
                              2004 Impala LS 3.8

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