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Ben Asplin is Famous!

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  • JoelJ Offline
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    http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/327831/
    MOORHEAD – Police here say a homeowner discovered an unwelcome – and unclothed – guest when she went to let her dogs out this morning, resulting in the arrest of a 22-year-old Moorhead man.

    According to Lt. Tory Jacobson:

    The owner of the home, located in the 400 block of Clearview Court next to The Meadows Golf Course, told police she went to let her dogs out at about 6 a.m. and found a pair of wet socks and wet underwear on her front porch.

    She went through the back door that exited onto the patio area and saw a “significant wet spot” she believed was urine in the area of the doormat, then entered the garage and discovered a naked man in front of an SUV parked inside.

    The woman called police, who arrived and opened the overhead garage door.

    “He recognized that he was naked and didn’t want to come out, but he had to,” Jacobson said of the suspect.

    Benjamin Asplin was arrested on suspicion of first-degree burglary and indecent exposure and taken to the Clay County Jail. Police detected “a strong odor of alcohol emanating from him,” Jacobson said.

    The homeowner believed the rear garage door must have been left unlocked, Jacobson said.

    Charges are pending with the Clay County Attorney’s Office
    Thought you Moorhead guys might get a kick out of this.

    no race car? becuz homeowner...

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      You realize you can't copy the whole article right? It violates copyright laws 🙂

      Anyway, I saw that and couldn't help but laugh lol His mugshot is PRICELESS.

      At first I did it for fun, then I realized I made the investment and had to do it!

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      > spanish-rice;237125 wrote:
      > at first i thought the title said beer truck drivers needed... In which case i accidently put my two weeks in at work.

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        Who is this guy?

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          That's crazy, I just saw him last Saturday at O'leary's and he was actually behaving himself.

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          Hallorann: Fargostreet?
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          Hallorann: Nothin'! There ain't nothin' in Fargostreet. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway. So stay out! You understand? Stay out!

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            He will never be able to escape this. What a nut!

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              Who is he? Creeper status complete with that mug shot.

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