accord v. t-bird

[Jim]

go get a sock to put on your cock, go shock
you are the crafter of disaster
don't mind the laughter, go after!
aftershock is comin like an earthquake
y'all are oh so baked
i cant front cause im not fake
better get on the vtech cuase your so late
team aftershock!

[SmitEvo]

Jim your rhymes are so gay
I heard them last may
Vtech is the shit
you cant even spit
go aftershock, pimp da ladies
jim is just shady

[Jim]

shady? atleast im not a lady
fool you try to put it down, shit your just a clown
you make me frown, your nose is to brown
i can't spit? better rub your clit
cuase your not legit. bitch.

[SmitEvo]

Hi. My name is Ross
I think I am the boss.
I got no game, its all the same.
My car dont run, I like to eat cum
Shit your mom just rubbed my bum bum

[Jim]

better rub your tum tum
fat fuck, you need some luck
yes, i am the ross, i am the boss
i like to floss, it dont matta the cost
your so lost you cant compare
cuase your loosing your hair, and it aint cuase of nair
your bitches, they got faces like witches
your making me twich, better start stichen your mommas panties
cuase i was there last night, and i know she dont bite

[SmitEvo]

I stand my ground lyrically bound,
To a mic on my right arm aimin 2 impound,
Then next brotha that wishes ta speed bye,
Wavin' fake gang signs like he simply wavin' hi,
It makes me sick that all these wannabes wanna try.

[Jim]

makes you want to try? shit. i can't lie
try all you want, you've got no game, your just to lame
you'll never have any fame with those two cent hookers you found
they sure aren't lookers
your fuckin homeward bound, sit down honey
you've got no money
you think you can dance but your in a trance
mezmorized by my rhymes

[SmitEvo]

all the lyrics you spit are the same
i like fatties and i have no game
but in the end it dont matter
your still my bitch, i think its lame
silly asian boy yelling go honda
its like an old man yelling jane fonda
you look like a twinkie, with a little dinkie
at the end of the day, i am sorry to say
your still fucking gay.......

[Jim]

i'm fucking gay? you just made my day
my rhymes are like crimes
i should be arrested becuase you can atest, that i am the best
your done fag, you think your cool becuase youve got turbo lag
i'll tell you what, your just dressed in drag
you like to fart, but we can't even push your fat ass in a cart

[Parker]

how long did it take you to think of that one? lol

[Guest]

nice rhyme jim!

[HandoEX]

I voted Jim....but Smitty's a PIMP too.

mAd skilz yO!

[Guest]

Brian gets my vOte

[Parker]

my vote would be for jim....

[SmitEvo]

Fuck it
I dont want to win
Peace I am out........

"8 mile"

[Jim]

Out of rhymes
out of money
out of women
out of luck.

I'm the Numba 1 Stunna now fucka

[Guest]

what do we have here.....Feminem and Flusher

[aliengotpsi]

i voted jim cause of the slanty eyes make me giggle.

[LT1]

haha this is too funny

[SmitEvo]

Shit you guys all vote Jim because your scared he will ban you..........pussies