Oh my god OUCH

[hondagirl17]

ohhh not good!

[Guest]

the dangers of unsafe sex

[STiSchucky]

CCr wrote:
the dangers of unsafe sex
dont think a condom woulda saved his weiner.

[McAdam]

LMAO! funniest shit Ive read all day!

McAdam

[Parker]

all i can say is ouch....

[Bryce]

Ok no cooking, and oral sex for me.

[uwatchn]

I had a friend that somthing similiar happened to him he was getting head in his bedroom and he was on the edge of the bed and the bed frame broke and the jerking quik motion of the bed falling made the girl clintch her teeth and all the peoplein the living room heard was a crashing noise two screams and him running out of the room with his bloody dick in his hand .........ouch

[HandoEX]

uwatchn wrote:
I had a friend that somthing similiar happened to him he was getting head in his bedroom and he was on the edge of the bed and the bed frame broke and the jerking quik motion of the bed falling made the girl clintch her teeth and all the peoplein the living room heard was a crashing noise two screams and him running out of the room with his bloody dick in his hand .........ouch
Ain't that a bitch I bet the people in the living room were a tad bit stunned to see that one!

[out there]

according to that article, there apparently CAN be too much of a good thing

[burnteclipse]

here that girls...dont drag teeth or you'll get a frying pan across the face ...lol

[Guest]

burnteclipse wrote:
here that girls...dont drag teeth or you'll get a frying pan across the face ...lol
damn...

Cooking and sex don't mix.

[uwatchn]

HandoEX wrote:
Ain't that a bitch I bet the people in the living room were a tad bit stunned to see that one!

I think they were drunk and laughing ...knowing them

[Joel]

Bad93ex wrote:
damn...

Cooking and sex don't mix.
and if it does, she should be the one cooking! lol

[youngin2nr]

DDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNMMMMMMM that is intense. I dont even wanna think about the details on that

[n2o]

I'm upset, no where in the article does it say if the pancakes were okay

[urdun4]

n2o wrote:
I'm upset, no where in the article does it say if the pancakes were okay

Bahahahaha, good one!