Why terrorists commit suicide
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WHY TERRORISTS COMMIT SUICIDE
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Home Depot, No RACING!
No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy up in the tower.
No chocolate cookies. No Christmas.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey being cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?
DaveH
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given the same situation i would think about alot of ways out.
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haha that made my day!
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that's so true
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no walmart!! how do they mod out thier camels then?
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It's prolly a good thing that there are no Muslims on this board.
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nice dave...that was great
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I'd off myself very early in life
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