What is up with Chuck Norris??

[Afsil80]

I first saw it on Supraforums. Most of the OT whores there are on off-topic.com so I just assumed.

I must admit, of the automotive boards, Supraforums has the best OT. It's so random, it's amazingly hilarious what all comes up.

The thread I'm about to make regarding 'motivational posters' was on SF.

[SmitEvo]

Lets play a fun Chuck Norris game..........next person who brings him up is banned for a week........:D

[dubbsy]

99slowGSX wrote:
Lets play a fun Chuck Norris game..........next person who brings him up is banned for a week........:D

"cause the eyes of the ranger are upon youuuu.. any wrong you do he's gonna see. When you're in Texas look behind youuuu, cause thats....where the ranger's.....gonna be"

[Jim]

Oh brian lighten up

[24valvenotak]

dubbsy wrote:
"cause the eyes of the ranger are upon youuuu.. any wrong you do he's gonna see. When you're in Texas look behind youuuu, cause thats....where the ranger's.....gonna be"

lmfao

[Bryce]

Jim wrote:
So is that where all this stuff stemmed from?
It all came from www.somethingawful.com like 99% of the comedy on the internet, including the owl's.

It starts there and gets stolen slowly by other sites, like www.fark.com, and the worst offender e-balmsworld.

[2slo50h]

http://www.break.com/movies/toomuchcs.html

Another very annoying trend. Every forum has atleast one person with his avatar. No offense to anyone who has used on this forum...

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

and many more can be found at the one and only true chuck norris site. The true begining if you will all 5 pages of worthless chuck norris knowledge.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Afsil80]

The 'boom head shot' was the single most retarded thing I had ever watched. I remember someone had it on here (admin, I think) and I wanted to stab leppers every single time I saw it.

[SmitEvo]

AFSil80 wrote:
The 'boom head shot' was the single most retarded thing I had ever watched. I remember someone had it on here (admin, I think) and I wanted to stab leppers every single time I saw it.

I liked the boom head shot guy.....

[STiSchucky]

AFSil80 wrote:
The 'boom head shot' was the single most retarded thing I had ever watched. I remember someone had it on here (admin, I think) and I wanted to stab leppers every single time I saw it.
i mean i heard theres no respawn points in RL, if i get any lag in the desert, what happens next im dead.

[Afsil80]

99slowGSX wrote:
I liked the boom head shot guy.....

Argh, that was you!

STiSchucky wrote:
i mean i heard theres no respawn points in RL, if i get any lag in the desert, what happens next im dead.

Yeah, no respawn points = t3h sux0r$. We gotta hold that shit down in Qatar!