Girlfriends
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Girlfriend: My car won't start.
Me: Use my car to jump start it.
GF: Can you jump start it for me?
Me: You have my keys and you know how to jump start the car.
GF: (what she says) I might get it mixed up and ruin the car.
(what she means) I KNOW how to jumpstart the car, I'm not an idiot. My car won't start and that's frustrating, so I need you to get out of bed and come out in minus fuck degrees weather and do this for me. I believe that you doing this will not only make me feel better somehow, but will also fill your need as a caregiver. You will thank me later.
Me: I have a penis, I will be out shortly to jumpstart your car. -
geez, thats about how it sounds this morning. Wife forgot to plug her car in last night and wouldn't start this morning. So she has to wake me up at 6:30 in the morning to complain about it. After more complaining and a few I hate you's from her, she went back out there and got it started how I told her to. Her main excuse was its cold on and she can't take being out in the cold as well as I can.
Boys and Their Toys Auto
From general automotive maintence to major service work. You name it and I'll see what I can do. Engine swaps, rebuilding, suspension, brake upgrades, etc...Current Toys: 1987 Fiero GT, 1989 Turbo Trans AM, 2003 Lancer, 1994 Civic Lx
Phone: 701-371-5615
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