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  • MisterCMKM Offline
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    George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stopUsing so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas wouldcome down.Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catchan illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems...

    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

    > thrash;315544 wrote:
    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
    >
    > Ford is back :)

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    • killer69penguinK Offline
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      i got a better idea!!!!!!
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      • amichezeA Offline
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        Anyone seen "Who Killed the Electric Car?"

        Funny, though, cmk.

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        "My country, right or wrong." is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." - G. K. Chesterton

        > Fargostreet Trolls wrote:
        > i must be stupid

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        • killer69penguinK Offline
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          MisterCMK;160937 wrote:
          If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved...
          now that is the only solution

          1993 3000GT VR4

          Previous: 95 Eclipse, 98 Civic, 72 Mustang, 96 Eclipse Spyder, 03 Tiburon, 93 Prelude, 94 Del Sol, 95 Integra, 95 Civic, 94 GMC Serria

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          • tweakT Offline
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            agreed.

            93 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 Sandstone Grey Met. One of 136 made in '93.
            97 Dodge Dakota(daily driver)(sold)
            92 Eagle Talon TSi AWD(winter project)(abandoned and sold)

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            • C Offline
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              CivicEX7777777
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              Very good idea CMK, I love it!

              2007 Pontiac G5
              2007 Yamaha C3
              2002 Oldsmobile Alero
              1994 Nissan Sentra

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              • RidinRailsR Offline
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                i say we get rid of all the gas guzzling v8s 🙂

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                • killer69penguinK Offline
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                  i say we just say fuck all vtacs they chew up our gas

                  1993 3000GT VR4

                  Previous: 95 Eclipse, 98 Civic, 72 Mustang, 96 Eclipse Spyder, 03 Tiburon, 93 Prelude, 94 Del Sol, 95 Integra, 95 Civic, 94 GMC Serria

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                  • thurmanmermanT Offline
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                    killer69penguin;160990 wrote:
                    i say we just say fuck all vtacs they chew up our gas

                    No just the ricers that ride V tec all day long.

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                    > Parker;299126 wrote:
                    > blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah German cars are the best thing since sliced bread.

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                    • killer69penguinK Offline
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                      thats everyone that has vtac 😉

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                      Previous: 95 Eclipse, 98 Civic, 72 Mustang, 96 Eclipse Spyder, 03 Tiburon, 93 Prelude, 94 Del Sol, 95 Integra, 95 Civic, 94 GMC Serria

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                      • bubbaB Offline
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                        That is a good idea, saves gas, gets rid of the illegals, and solves sending our guys to iraq.

                        Current Cars:
                        08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                        93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                        90 Honda CRX - Project car
                        90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                        Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                          illegals= bosians? 🙂 I vote yes!

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                            hahaha^^^

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                            I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

                            "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

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                              I think that most of the Bosnians here are legal, due to our government feeling sorry for "war torn" countries and their "refugees".

                              Current Cars:
                              08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                              93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                              90 Honda CRX - Project car
                              90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                              Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                                thurmanmerman;161003 wrote:
                                No just the ricers that ride V tec all day long.

                                Heyyy, back off! 😛

                                88 Honda crx Si-B16 turbo street car, 06 Civic Si- DD

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                                • killer69penguinK Offline
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                                  gunmaster;161152 wrote:
                                  illegals= bosians? 🙂 I vote yes!

                                  best idea i have ever heard!!!! and the crime rate in fargo magically drops by 99%

                                  1993 3000GT VR4

                                  Previous: 95 Eclipse, 98 Civic, 72 Mustang, 96 Eclipse Spyder, 03 Tiburon, 93 Prelude, 94 Del Sol, 95 Integra, 95 Civic, 94 GMC Serria

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                                    killer69penguin;160990 wrote:
                                    i say we just say fuck all vtacs they chew up our gashell yeh i got a non V tek!!!!

                                    06 STI
                                    07 gsxr600(sold)
                                    07 gsxr750(sold)
                                    03 CTS(sold)

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