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I'm a Commercial Loan Documentation Review Specialist at Bank of the West as well as being a wife to tjamz (really, I should get paid for that) and mother to our little boy.

Dude, I don't even know you and you're starting to piss ME off.. and I'm not one to dislike people.

btw, leave our son out of it. And being successful in life isn't proven by material possessions.

Telemarketer call...

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer?" Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who was calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood smears", I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case. I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position and the police were entering the building to take him into custody .

At that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time.

True Medical Stories...

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's

dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada< /B>

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his

medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years, when my husband was alive."

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

6. I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem

to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the

jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!!!................

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

Dr. wouldn't submit his name.

STiSchucky wrote:
uhh you dont drive your car on a daily basis, impala boy

The impala is cheaper to drive on a daily basis

George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it.

Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"

She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.

"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"

The little girl says, "Republicans."

Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this time with Karl Rove. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Bush says, "Watch this, Karl, it's real cute." They approach the little girl.

Bush greets her and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine."

Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?"

She replies, "Democrats."

Aghast, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"

I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

Hey. I'm Jolien... 26 years old. I work at Bank of the West as a Commercial Loan Documentation Review Specialist.
I own a 1999 Toyota Rav4 and a 2002 Subaru WRX. Chuck (tjamz) is my hubby... see his post/site for mods.

boneless wings are the best!

And I've never had bad service at the south BWW. I go there for lunch a lot. Mmmm!

Welcome Lindz! Glad to see another female on here

Chuck, you post whore.

toxshox wrote:
Damn dude, you got a set of local law books at your place?

Doesn't everyone?
Heh. You can access most ordinances and laws online...

Thanks guys

There are many females that are awful drivers, but not ALL of us are! There are many people of both sexes that shouldn't be allowed to drive, imho. =P

tjamz wrote:
Yeah, but who's gonna supervise me?
Isn't that what the wife (me) is for?

STiSchucky wrote:
why should chuck be afraid, he drives a malibu and a rav 4. y0

Hey, the Rav4 is mine Hehe, yeah, I know, he drives it sometimes too.

That was pretty cool. That guy can jump!

TakeYourTopOff wrote:
I can answer that right now "old guy not hot" I don't know why everyone is getting so pissed about it everyone has different tastes that's why their is something for everyone out there... If everyone had the same tastes 99% of us would be fucked, also we'd all have the same car with or without the same mod's... All I was doing was throwing my opion in thier.

Yes, everyone has their own opinion, but have you ever heard the saying "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"? It came across as an insult. If the girls are brave enough to dress like they do and be models at car shows, let it be.

Times:
Saturday, Sept 17 - 10am - 8pm
Sunday, Sept 18 - 10am - 4pm

I haven't found how much it is to get in...

From what I saw setting up today, its mostly older cars with the exception of Veritas and Ground Assault.

lol. You know I read this.