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  • SmitEvoS Offline
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    SmitEvo
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    #15

    73037 110 miles

    What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? COAL>>>>

    There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it? PLACE THE APPLE ON ONE PERSONS HEAD........

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    • blindsp1B Offline
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      #16

      i got confused

      95 eclipse gs=sold:icon_cheers:
      99 eclipse gst spyder=SOLD!!!!!!:icon_thumright: :icon_farao:
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      New Bike: 08 zx-6r FOR SALE
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      • JoelJ Offline
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        Joel
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        #17

        Brian, stop going to the website and getting the answer!

        no race car? becuz homeowner...

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        • SmitEvoS Offline
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          SmitEvo
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          #18

          wannabe wrote:
          Brian, stop going to the website and getting the answer!

          Joel, I am smart.....you act like those are that hard?!?!?

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          • JN607J Offline
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            Here's one for yall, A boy, who was waiting in front of a store, had a six foot fishing pole and he was waiting for the city bus to take him home. The bus pulled up and the boy went to go get on. The driver said that the pole was to long and the longest maximum anything was four feet. So the boy said ok, I will be right back. He went into the store and bought something. A few minutes later, the boy got on the bus and everything was fine. What did the boy buy?

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            • SmitEvoS Offline
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              SmitEvo
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              #20

              He buys a box....

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              • HandoEXH Offline
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                HandoEX
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                He buys a bag of weed and a sixer of Budweiser.

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                • BlueSRT0483B Offline
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                  BlueSRT0483
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                  #22

                  Anyone remember the Plane on a conveyor belt question?
                  Would it take off? 🙂 the many pages on many forums w/ that question..

                  I would figure w/ the 6ft fishing pole that it would come into two pieces like most fishing poles now days, so either he bought a knife and cut it in half, or a string to bend it & tie it up to stay bent so it was within the correct length. I'm sure both are wrong..

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                    A853 wrote:
                    Anyone remember the Plane on a conveyor belt question?
                    Would it take off? 🙂 the many pages on many forums w/ that question..

                    I would figure w/ the 6ft fishing pole that it would come into two pieces like most fishing poles now days, so either he bought a knife and cut it in half, or a string to bend it & tie it up to stay bent so it was within the correct length. I'm sure both are wrong..

                    It will take off

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                    • K Offline
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                      KA-T_240
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                      #24

                      not that one again

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                      • torbsT Offline
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                        torbs
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                        Here's one

                        So there's two friends driving in one of their cars. They line up to race one of their buddies when all of a sudden both people in car suddenly die. Hint, the car isn't moving and nothing hit the car.

                        What happened?

                        Current vehicles: 90 Civic Hatch, 95 Civic Sedan, 93 Del Sol, 95 Civic Coupe, 99 Integra GS
                        Past vehicles: 78 Malibu 2dr., 88 Riviera, 90 Laser RS-T, 91 Audi 90 quattro, 93 Del Sol, 90 TSI AWD, 92 Integra GSR, 94 Del Sol, 93 Prelude Si, 97 Civic Coupe, 88 Toyota MR2 Supercharged, 94 Lexus GS300, 89 CRX, 06 Vento Zip, 90 Civic hatch, 98 Honda Civic, 99 Honda Civic, 92 Yamaha XJ600S, 87 4WD Subaru GL, 94 Audi 90CS Quattro, 00 Civic EX Coupe, 04 Dodge SRT-4, 89 Corolla GTS (Silvertop), 95 Del Sol

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                        • JoelJ Offline
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                          TheY ran out of v-sauce fluid?

                          no race car? becuz homeowner...

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                            wannabe wrote:
                            TheY ran out of v-sauce fluid?

                            they had a heart attack because of the fear of whiplash of V-sweetness

                            Current vehicles: 90 Civic Hatch, 95 Civic Sedan, 93 Del Sol, 95 Civic Coupe, 99 Integra GS
                            Past vehicles: 78 Malibu 2dr., 88 Riviera, 90 Laser RS-T, 91 Audi 90 quattro, 93 Del Sol, 90 TSI AWD, 92 Integra GSR, 94 Del Sol, 93 Prelude Si, 97 Civic Coupe, 88 Toyota MR2 Supercharged, 94 Lexus GS300, 89 CRX, 06 Vento Zip, 90 Civic hatch, 98 Honda Civic, 99 Honda Civic, 92 Yamaha XJ600S, 87 4WD Subaru GL, 94 Audi 90CS Quattro, 00 Civic EX Coupe, 04 Dodge SRT-4, 89 Corolla GTS (Silvertop), 95 Del Sol

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                              torbs wrote:
                              they had a heart attack because of the fear of whiplash of V-sweetness

                              damn that is odd.....they should have waited until the lag was over at about 5000 rpms.

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                                torbs wrote:
                                Here's one

                                So there's two friends driving in one of their cars. They line up to race one of their buddies when all of a sudden both people in car suddenly die. Hint, the car isn't moving and nothing hit the car.

                                What happened?

                                I farted:icon_porc:

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                                Hallorann: Fargostreet?
                                Danny: You're scared of Fargostreet, ain't ya?
                                Hallorann: No, I ain't.
                                Danny: Mr. Hallorann. What's in Fargostreet?
                                Hallorann: Nothin'! There ain't nothin' in Fargostreet. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway. So stay out! You understand? Stay out!

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                                  They get shot yo

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                                  > bubba to Cobra Rob;279451 wrote:
                                  > ^ and I thought I posted some dumb shit...

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                                    torbs
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                                    99slowGSX wrote:
                                    damn that is odd.....they should have waited until the lag was over at about 5000 rpms.

                                    naw...just the shear fear of them dying at 5000rpm was enough for them to not even try and die...just...die...goodbye ricer, goodbye tear

                                    Current vehicles: 90 Civic Hatch, 95 Civic Sedan, 93 Del Sol, 95 Civic Coupe, 99 Integra GS
                                    Past vehicles: 78 Malibu 2dr., 88 Riviera, 90 Laser RS-T, 91 Audi 90 quattro, 93 Del Sol, 90 TSI AWD, 92 Integra GSR, 94 Del Sol, 93 Prelude Si, 97 Civic Coupe, 88 Toyota MR2 Supercharged, 94 Lexus GS300, 89 CRX, 06 Vento Zip, 90 Civic hatch, 98 Honda Civic, 99 Honda Civic, 92 Yamaha XJ600S, 87 4WD Subaru GL, 94 Audi 90CS Quattro, 00 Civic EX Coupe, 04 Dodge SRT-4, 89 Corolla GTS (Silvertop), 95 Del Sol

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                                    • SmitEvoS Offline
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                                      SmitEvo
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                                      #32

                                      torbs wrote:
                                      naw...just the shear fear of them dying at 5000rpm was enough for them to not even try and die...just...die...goodbye ricer, goodbye tear

                                      either you quit acting like the biggest idiot on here or your banned for a month.....simple as that.

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                                        they were in a dsm and it burst into flames and blew up andthey both died.

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                                          XJHEAD wrote:
                                          It will take off

                                          No it won't.

                                          Don't start with me on this one, either. Ask Faber.

                                          EDIT: I'll make it quick and painless.

                                          Unless there is sufficient windspeed to lift the aircraft off the ground, it will not leave the pavement. Wheel speed has nothing to do with it. As an aircraft mechanic, they teach you that the landing gear is there for the sole purpose of supporting the aircraft as it is on the ground, and during take off and landing.

                                          However.

                                          An airplane can run it's engines at full throttle and go nowhere. Every plane I have witnessed take off at Grand Forks AFB, RAF Mildenhall and Al Udeid AB will always power their engines to the max, and apply full brakes. When the brakes release, the plane moves forward with a pretty decent amount of force. Riding on a civilian passenger jet won't show that because of the seat cushions. Riding in a KC-135 will show you that, because you sit on the side of the jet, and it throws you back like a subway train would, but with more force.

                                          If the wheels are spinning, and the fuselage is not moving, no lift will take place. There has to be airspeed working against the leading edge of the wing for the bernouilli effect to work. If it's sitting on a conveyor belt, it will not move. Period.

                                          -Peter

                                          1991 240SX
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