Watch out Viking fans!!!!!
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Apparently this made Minneapolis news???
Body: Minneapolis , MN (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Minneapolis courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Minnesota Vikings, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
:icon_thumleft:Man that shit is funny!!!!!!
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
LOL, wow, i haven't laughed that hard about something on the internet in awhile.....I was trying to figure out where that was going and what it had to do with the vikes....hahahaha
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almost cracked a smile
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Well i though it was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
The joke used to be the other way around...with the bears being the butt of that joke. Old but still funny no matter which losers you put there!
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The whole time I was reading that all I was thinking was "I thought this was about the vikings?" I even re-read the first paragraph twice to see if i missed something. But yeah. GO VIKINGS!
3 things i couldn't live without.........
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oh btw.
washington, carolina, detroit, arizona and seattle victories were scrimmages then right
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go pakc?
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