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  • StangerBanger96S Offline
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    StangerBanger96
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    So I store my Mustang under a cover/tarp over winter, this will be the 2nd year doing it. My mom just called to tell me someone complained to the police saying it's an "eyesore" or something and that I have to move it...The thing is, the damn tires are so shitty it seriously won't GO anywhere in the winter now that there is ice on the roads. Fucking people get uptight about the stupidest shit sometimes, it's covered there for 4 months out of the year. Someone needs to get laid or something if a fucking blue covered car is a reportable problem in their eyes. If it was there all the time I could see, but honestly...

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    • MisterCMKM Offline
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      MisterCMK
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      #2

      The obvious solution is to knock on your neighbor's doors with a firearm and ask each of them if they called the police. Just keep the firearm with you, don't threaten them with it though. They'll get the point... 😄

      FASTER THAN DUBBSY

      > thrash;315544 wrote:
      > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
      >
      > Ford is back :)

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      • 24valvenotak2 Offline
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        24valvenotak
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        #3

        thats bs . i would wait until the sherrif came a knockin

        Getcher green hat, we are goin fishin.

        > 63vette;288530 wrote:
        > I dont know shit about building cars.

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        • StangerBanger96S Offline
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          StangerBanger96
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          #4

          If we get some decent snowfall that is sticky enough i'm going to make a huge snow sculpture of a penis in the golf course parking lot. Someone wants a fucking eyesore i'll give them an eyesore.

          They probably wouldn't do anything about it other than continually cite me til I moved it. I should be like "alright...I can't afford to store it somewhere that costs money so give me the funds to store the damn thing and i'll do it"

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          • MisterCMKM Offline
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            MisterCMK
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            #5

            Tell them that they should be grateful that you didn't keep the bonneville there all summer. 😄

            BTW, are you interested in a Buick winter beater?

            FASTER THAN DUBBSY

            > thrash;315544 wrote:
            > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
            >
            > Ford is back :)

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            • StangerBanger96S Offline
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              StangerBanger96
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              #6

              ^^I'll probably hold out on the bonneville til it breathes its last breath. I don't want to spend more money than I have to on a car thats only purpose in life is to get me through the winter. Maybe this will be a blessing in disguise (if i can get the car to my coworkers house without wrecking it) It's in a pretty decent sized garage/barn so I would probably have room to work on it during those long boring days in February.

              I'm going to hook up the new amp I just bought though first before I move it and make sure to go back through Westmoor on the way out blaring the damn system at 9pm just to piss whoever off.

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              • MisterCMKM Offline
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                MisterCMK
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                #7

                I was gonna say that Shane got a new winter ride and has a buick that isn't doing anything.

                FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                > thrash;315544 wrote:
                > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                >
                > Ford is back :)

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                • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                  StangerBanger96
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                  How much would he want for the buick?

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                  • MisterCMKM Offline
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                    MisterCMK
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    not sure, call him.

                    On another note, wanna help drop the IRS tonight?

                    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                    > thrash;315544 wrote:
                    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                    >
                    > Ford is back :)

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                    • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                      StangerBanger96
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                      Depends on how long it takes to deal with the Mustang. I have class til 5 and then want to install that amp and slowly get the car over to the guys house.

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                      • MisterCMKM Offline
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                        MisterCMK
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                        #11

                        Dude, don't take the car to the other guy's house. Fuck your neighbors. 😄

                        Seriously though, try putting a black tarp over it or something.

                        FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                        > thrash;315544 wrote:
                        > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                        >
                        > Ford is back :)

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                        • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                          StangerBanger96
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          I guess we're not bringing it today so I might be able to help

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                          • MisterCMKM Offline
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                            MisterCMK
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                            Excellent. I'm done with work at 9pm so we're starting after that.

                            FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                            > thrash;315544 wrote:
                            > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                            >
                            > Ford is back :)

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                            • hondaking424H Offline
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                              hondaking424
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                              put a white tarp over it and tell your neighbors it blends in with the snow

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                              • MisterCMKM Offline
                                MisterCMKM Offline
                                MisterCMK
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                                #15

                                What are the city ordinances on the subject?

                                FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                                > thrash;315544 wrote:
                                > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                                >
                                > Ford is back :)

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                                • MisterCMKM Offline
                                  MisterCMKM Offline
                                  MisterCMK
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                                  #16

                                  9-8-3: MOTOR VEHICLES AND RECREATIONAL VEHICLES:

                                  A.Motor Vehicles:

                                  1. Off Street Parking: Off street parking of motor vehicles, including passenger automobiles, vans and pickup trucks, must be on a paved surface, consisting of either asphalt or concrete, unless the vehicle is being washed. Parking on gravel surfacing shall be allowed only in industrial zoned property upon parking areas of less than five (5) spaces, as regulated under subsection 10-20-4G7 of this code.

                                  2. Boulevards: The boulevard portion of the street right of way may not be used for parking unless approved by the city council pursuant to subsection 8-1-3C of this code.

                                  3. Parking Of Commercial Vehicles: It is unlawful for any person owning, driving or in charge of any bus, truck, semitractor, semitrailer, commercial vehicle, industrial or agricultural truck or equipment to cause or permit the same to be parked or stand on, in front of, or beside any property for more than one hour, except in a garage or other enclosed building, in any residential district, except for the purpose of loading or unloading, or for the purpose of engaging in authorized construction, delivery or repair services, and then only while actually engaged in such work or service. Provided, except for semitractors, semitrailers, dump trucks, garbage trucks, cement trucks, gravel trucks, septic tank trucks, tar trucks, buses and commercial, industrial, or agricultural equipment, commercial vehicles are permitted to park on a driveway in a residential district. For the purposes of this section, the following definitions shall apply:

                                  BUS: A vehicle designed for carrying more than ten (10) passengers and used for transporting persons, and every motor vehicle, other than a taxicab, designed and used for transporting persons for compensation. The term "bus" does not include a vehicle designed for carrying more than ten (10) passengers but not more than fourteen (14) passengers, and operated for the personal or family use of the owner or operator.

                                  COMMERCIAL, INDUSTRIAL OR AGRICULTURAL EQUIPMENT: All nonlicensed off road commercial, industrial, or agricultural equipment such as tractors, payloaders, front end loaders, and related equipment, other than such equipment that is designed primarily for residential use and is used primarily at the residence in which it is parked, such as garden tractors, lawn mowers and related equipment.

                                  TRUCK, COMMERCIAL VEHICLE, INDUSTRIAL TRUCK OR AGRICULTURAL TRUCK: Dump trucks, garbage trucks, cement trucks, gravel trucks, septic tank trucks, tar trucks, and licensed road vehicles having a registered gross weight in excess of eleven thousand (11,000) pounds.

                                  The city may remove or cause to be removed any vehicle or equipment in violation of this section.

                                  1. Junk Vehicles:

                                  a. On Streets: No person shall leave any partially dismantled, nonoperating, wrecked or junked vehicle on any street or highway within the city.

                                  b. On Lots: No person in charge or control of any property within the city, whether as owner, tenants, occupant, lessee or otherwise, shall allow any partially dismantled, nonoperating, wrecked, junked, abandoned or noncurrently licensed vehicle to remain on such property longer than ninety six (96) hours; except that this section shall not apply with regard to a vehicle in an enclosed building, a vehicle on the premises of a business enterprise operated in a lawful place and manner, when necessary to the operation of such business enterprise; or a vehicle in an appropriate storage place or depository maintained in a lawful place and manner by the city. (Ord. 2004-27, 10-18-2004)

                                  c. On Driveways: No person in charge or in control of any property within the city, whether as owner, tenant or occupant, lessee, or otherwise, shall allow any vehicle which lacks an engine, one or more wheels, or other part rendering said motor vehicle inoperable, or which is noncurrently licensed, to remain on such property's driveway longer than ninety six (96) hours. (Ord. 2005-31, 12-5-2005)

                                  1. Storage Of Vehicles: No motor vehicle requiring a license, whether licensed or not, may be stored in any residential district. Stored, for purposes of this section, shall mean the keeping of a motor vehicle without moving the motor vehicle for a period greater than ninety six (96) hours. This section shall not apply to any motor vehicle in an enclosed building or parked on a driveway. As an exception to this section, one licensed recreational vehicle may be stored on a residential lot without being moved for a period not to exceed eight (8) months.

                                  B.Recreational Vehicles:

                                  1. Recreational vehicles or equipment; utility trailers or equipment; and/or off road vehicles located in a front yard or street side yard must be parked on a paved surface, consisting of either asphalt or concrete. Recreational vehicles or equipment; utility trailers or equipment; and/or off road vehicles located in a rear yard or interior side yard may be kept on an unpaved surface.

                                  2. Unless entirely enclosed within a building, no more than two (2) recreational vehicles or equipment; utility trailers or equipment; and off road vehicles may be stored on a property at the same time. If more than one vehicle or equipment is stored on a trailer, each vehicle or equipment shall be counted separately, but not the trailer. Provided that a recreational vehicle or equipment, including an off road vehicle, may be stored outside for a period not to exceed eight (8) consecutive months.

                                  3. For the purposes of this section, motor homes, converted buses, or converted vans must be parked on a paved surface of either asphalt or concrete. (Ord. 2004-27, 10-18-2004)

                                  FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                                  > thrash;315544 wrote:
                                  > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                                  >
                                  > Ford is back :)

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                                  • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                                    StangerBanger96
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                                    I thought about the white tarp idea...here is the law on it

                                    5-2-11: PROHIBITION ON PARKING IN FRONT AND SIDE YARDS:

                                    No person shall park in a front or side yard in a residential zoning district except on a paved surface and in accordance with the zoning regulations of the city of Moorhead contained in title 10 of this code. (Ord. 2000-3, 4-3-2000)

                                    So we'd have to lay a cement slab down and make sure it was within zoning regulations, which are pretty strict for our neighborhood (we can't put up a storage shed).

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                                    • inspector01I Offline
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                                      inspector01
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                                      I would watch your neighbors yard and if they park with a tire on the grass i would complain to the cops about it.......

                                      PVC Squad Member #1

                                      > bubba to Cobra Rob;279451 wrote:
                                      > ^ and I thought I posted some dumb shit...

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                                      • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                                        StangerBanger96
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                                        The thing is i'm fairly certain it's none of my directly close neighbors, the first 2 into the development (we're 3rd in, 2nd house built there) are totally cool with it and don't care, the 4th would talk to us before he'd call us in I think, and the 5th doesn't care about much of anything besides beer I don't think. So it'd have to be someone living further back in Westmoor.

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                                        • K Offline
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                                          KA-T_240
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                                          Whoops, on some of those.

                                          My old driveway was gravel, how is that suppost to work?

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