Trucks=stupid?
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In the public eye if you drive an import your a ricer so then it's only fair to say that if you drive big truck with loud exhaust your a hick...............
.............and have a small penis.:D Sorry, I didn't make that rule the public did.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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pick up or semi? theres a diiference in terminology. as far as hicks, you guys up here have no idea what hick is. i was born and raised in the south. you need to go a few miles off the road to find hick. and yes, my doge has dual exhaust, and yes its fuckin loud, but who cares. i enjoy it and enjoy driving it. semi drivers are the ones i have a beef with as far as trying to beat the light. i watch the lights when im in an intersection to see if someone is trying to beat the light. and if they do, and my light turns green, i hit the gas just to prove a point to the dumb ass that i have the right of way. and my pick up is big. quad cab long box.
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Parker;175145 wrote:
and the point of saying that was?Stating the obvious.....Maybe.....I don't know......possibly maybe.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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I love that the majority of people with 4wd trucks around here never go off-roading, never pull trailers, etc. There were some kids that came into work a few months ago in a brand new Dodge Mega-Cab, probably bought by mommy and daddy, and most likely never use it for their intended purpose. No wonder why our gas prices go up all the time...especially people that drive things like Hummers and stuff, and only use them around town. I mean if you can get by with a car or smaller truck (like most of these people could), then do it. At least back home when people drive trucks around most of them use them, for example farmers and people that have boats, trailers, etc. And most of the ones you see all jacked up actually go off-roading with them, as far as I know everyone I know with trucks like that where i'm from go mudding and stuff, not like people up here that just think they look cool or it boosts their ego.
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4WD pickups aren't even made to go off road these days. Hell there not even made to USE the 4WD. All of them come with polyurethaine bushings in the front hubs. So as soon as you put any torque on them they strip and then you've just done the cheapest 4WD to 2WD conversion ever.
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00vtec;175109 wrote:
ranti hate assholes that think they are cool and own the road because they drive a truck. about to turn left onto thirteenth avenue and my light turns green so i start to go about halfway into the intersection i see this truck squeling on his breaks. i would say stopped 2 inches from my driver side door. then he starts yelling at me.... um hello you where at least 15 feet behind the intersection when the light turned red and you still decide to go through the light after it is red. argh
/rant
u rant too much about too much stuff.
sounds like some retard just ran a red is all.... shouldn't even state anything about them thinking they "own the road" because they drive a truck.
Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods."Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"
hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....
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00vtec;175109 wrote:
ranti hate assholes that think they are cool and own the road because they drive a truck. about to turn left onto thirteenth avenue and my light turns green so i start to go about halfway into the intersection i see this truck squeling on his breaks. i would say stopped 2 inches from my driver side door. then he starts yelling at me.... um hello you where at least 15 feet behind the intersection when the light turned red and you still decide to go through the light after it is red. argh
/rant
ok just wondering nothing to wrong with but i dont think i have seen a post from you that isnt a "rant" why come and complain yet do nothing else on the fourm
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umm because she is dumb and has "nothing" usefull to bring to this site....
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I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels onMy diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm waiting for my nails to dryOh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonightBecause I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels onOh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutchBut still I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels onI'm drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck (ooh)
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon (ooh, aww)
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (drivin a truck)
(My high heels on) -
I love my Denali.. and it's never going off road, but it has towed.
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These are the types of trucks I'm mostly talking about...
Not even that extreme though, just the 16-25 year olds that drive that type of truck piss me off. If it has a piss on Ford/Chevy/Dodge emblem it's even more of a guaranteed bet that they suck shit at driving.
Raider, your truck by no means fits the description of the type of truck I'm talking about. And yes, I know I have diesel trucks pictured, but I usually don't classify a Diesel truck or a supercharged truck in the same category as what I'm talking about. Diesel & SRT10 & Lighting & Raiders Truck > what i'm talking about.
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[QUOTE=ichibankilla;175137]if you drive big truck with loud exhaust your a hick...............
QUOTE]So are you a hick if you drive a larger suv with aftermarket exhaust (muffler + cat) ??? I was really hoping to be just a ricer and not a hick also, so that would make me a hickicer or ricick:D
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I have a truck, and it has exhaust, i had to get it so i could rice, while still being a hick when i wanted to.
I never take my truck off road because i dont want to beat on it and i need it to last. I do however occasionally pull trailers and i haul my sled in the back all the time, that is the reason i bought my truck.
I do have hicks in GF with lifted trucks and confederate flags in the back window that try and race me all the time, but a few of them have actually been really cool and givin me a wave when they relize that my car is faster then there truck.
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