Trucks=stupid?
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I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels onMy diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm waiting for my nails to dryOh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonightBecause I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels onOh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutchBut still I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels onI'm drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck (ooh)
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon (ooh, aww)
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (drivin a truck)
(My high heels on) -
I love my Denali.. and it's never going off road, but it has towed.
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These are the types of trucks I'm mostly talking about...
Not even that extreme though, just the 16-25 year olds that drive that type of truck piss me off. If it has a piss on Ford/Chevy/Dodge emblem it's even more of a guaranteed bet that they suck shit at driving.
Raider, your truck by no means fits the description of the type of truck I'm talking about. And yes, I know I have diesel trucks pictured, but I usually don't classify a Diesel truck or a supercharged truck in the same category as what I'm talking about. Diesel & SRT10 & Lighting & Raiders Truck > what i'm talking about.
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[QUOTE=ichibankilla;175137]if you drive big truck with loud exhaust your a hick...............
QUOTE]So are you a hick if you drive a larger suv with aftermarket exhaust (muffler + cat) ??? I was really hoping to be just a ricer and not a hick also, so that would make me a hickicer or ricick:D
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I have a truck, and it has exhaust, i had to get it so i could rice, while still being a hick when i wanted to.
I never take my truck off road because i dont want to beat on it and i need it to last. I do however occasionally pull trailers and i haul my sled in the back all the time, that is the reason i bought my truck.
I do have hicks in GF with lifted trucks and confederate flags in the back window that try and race me all the time, but a few of them have actually been really cool and givin me a wave when they relize that my car is faster then there truck.
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Parker;175131 wrote:
im not a hick.... im a redneck....and i was just ranting to some people earlier tonight about chevy trucks and exhaust wanting to race.... and i get a kick out of it when you trun off they ALWAYS rev at you like they are trying to prove something..... yeah.... your 5.3L is SOO BAD ASS!!!... they are just like most hondas with in intake and a fart can... they make alot of noise, but they dont go anywere
hey now ass my 5.3 gets better gas mileage!!! :icon_thumright:
2003 Mitsubishi Evolution 8
2011 Ford F150 Ecoboost
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Parker;175131 wrote:
im not a hick.... im a redneck....and i was just ranting to some people earlier tonight about chevy trucks and exhaust wanting to race.... and i get a kick out of it when you trun off they ALWAYS rev at you like they are trying to prove something..... yeah.... your 5.3L is SOO BAD ASS!!!... they are just like most hondas with in intake and a fart can... they make alot of noise, but they dont go anywere
Yeah, tell us about how BAD ASS everyone on the goddamn "HEMI" bandwagon is. lol -
well, here is my current big rig, the family wagon. ive also had a 2000 and a 2002 powerstroke, and they both got used. mostly for work haulin 40 ft trailers with big doors weighing around 18k. and they were also highway drivers , hunting wagons and play toys.
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Hey Cmk! We should of taken a pic of you pulling that chevy out of the snowy ditch with the exploder!!!!!
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
killer69penguin;175179 wrote:
ok just wondering nothing to wrong with but i dont think i have seen a post from you that isnt a "rant" why come and complain yet do nothing else on the fourmi used to but then decided that getting made fun of when i asked a question was not worth it. so i stopped.
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StangerBanger96;175114 wrote:
Trucks that are lifted or have exhaust are usually dumbass hicks, I have yet to run into one to prove this broad generalization wrong...mmm i just sold a raised truck and not a hick...
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