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    #27

    Q: How many Vikings does it take to change a flat tire?

    A: 1, unless its a blowout then they all show up.

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      al harris is already trembling because of fridays assignment. i bet therell be around 18 illegal contact penalties on carrol and harris.

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        carrol=rookie so if some show up its because of him....Harris on the other hand i dont think he will have much if any....gotta learn from your mistakes

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          YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PACKER FAN WHEN...

          1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
            than your spouse.

          2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
            dinner table in front of her kids.

          3. You've been married three times and still have the
            same in-laws.

          4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
            bowls on a different night.

          5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired
            people."

          6. You wonder how service stations keep their
            restrooms so clean.

          7. Anyone in your family ever died right after
            saying, "Hey watch this."

          8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

          9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
            fan.

          10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

          11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled
            Banner are, "Cheeseheads start your engines."

          12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
            exploded right off its wheels.

          13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
            down, depending on how much gas is in it.

          14. You have to go outside to get something from the
            fridge.

          15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

          16. You need one more hole punched in your card to
            get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

          17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
            there's a law against it.

          18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your
            wife drunk.

          19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

          20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than
            five dogs.

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            LOL....nice rip off from jeff foxworthy's website from 1996....

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              Does anyone know if Matt Birk and Antoine Winfield are healthy enough to play on Friday?
              Who is injured from the Fudge Packers?

              Also, Favre sucks my balls.

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                Fudge Packers are going to work the Vikings this Sunday, because the vikings will piss it down there leg. There defense is a bunch of candy ass sally's that farve will pick apart.

                Also, Handoex likes fat bosnian women.......

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                  99slowGSX wrote:
                  Fudge Packers are going to work the Vikings this Sunday, because the vikings will piss it down there leg. There defense is a bunch of candy ass sally's that farve will pick apart.

                  Also, Handoex likes fat bosnian women.......
                  They play Friday retard

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                    Shit......

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                      And it's Favre dipshit, not Farve.
                      Keep it coming.....I'll make you look stupid all day 😛

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                        I dont care how to spell the hill billies name anyways, he should just retire because he is old and washed up......

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                          He'll cost them the season again.

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                            i've always thought his last name was favre

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                              STiSchucky wrote:
                              i've always thought his last name was favre
                              ^lmfao, that is awesome!!!^

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                                Purple pride sites, gotta love em. think up the dumbest shit

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                                  Who you got making the playoffs as the second wild card team?

                                  1. Carolina (Tampa & New Orleans left)
                                  2. New Orleans (Atlanta & Carolina left)
                                  3. St. Louis (Philly & NY Jets left)

                                  I'll take Carolina.

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                                    I want Arizona to win the NFC West, which they still can. Carolinas got the favorable remaining games left.

                                    St. Louis just reaks.

                                    New Orleans could beat carolina, i forgot where the game between them to are.

                                    Seattle no because they beat the vikes.

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                                      STiSchucky wrote:
                                      I want Arizona to win the NFC West, which they still can. Carolinas got the favorable remaining games left.

                                      St. Louis just reaks.

                                      New Orleans could beat carolina, i forgot where the game between them to are.

                                      Seattle no because they beat the vikes.
                                      The New Orleans/Carolina game is at Carolina.
                                      St. Louis does suck ass

                                      Best case scenario: MN beats GB and gets 3 seed.
                                      New Orleans wins out & gets the 6 seed.
                                      Saints @ Vikes in first round. 😄
                                      As long as it's not Carolina the Vikes will destroy.
                                      Carolina would only get beat by 10.

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                                        worst case scenario=vikes lose (which they will) saints win..saints vs. pack....packers win..:D

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                                          Pony_Racer wrote:
                                          worst case scenario=vikes lose (which they will) saints win..saints vs. pack....packers win..:D
                                          You're in GA...go for the Falcons.

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