OFFICIAL NFL thread

[HandoEX]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PACKER FAN WHEN...

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
   than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
   dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the
   same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
   bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired
   people."

6. You wonder how service stations keep their
   restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after
   saying, "Hey watch this."

8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
   fan.

10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled
    Banner are, "Cheeseheads start your engines."

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
    exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
    down, depending on how much gas is in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something from the
    fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to
    get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
    there's a law against it.

18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your
    wife drunk.

19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than
    five dogs.

[Guest]

LOL....nice rip off from jeff foxworthy's website from 1996....

[HandoEX]

Does anyone know if Matt Birk and Antoine Winfield are healthy enough to play on Friday?
Who is injured from the Fudge Packers?

Also, Favre sucks my balls.

[SmitEvo]

Fudge Packers are going to work the Vikings this Sunday, because the vikings will piss it down there leg. There defense is a bunch of candy ass sally's that farve will pick apart.

Also, Handoex likes fat bosnian women.......

[HandoEX]

99slowGSX wrote:
Fudge Packers are going to work the Vikings this Sunday, because the vikings will piss it down there leg. There defense is a bunch of candy ass sally's that farve will pick apart.

Also, Handoex likes fat bosnian women.......
They play Friday retard

[SmitEvo]

Shit......

[HandoEX]

And it's Favre dipshit, not Farve.
Keep it coming.....I'll make you look stupid all day

[SmitEvo]

I dont care how to spell the hill billies name anyways, he should just retire because he is old and washed up......

[HandoEX]

He'll cost them the season again.

[STiSchucky]

i've always thought his last name was favre

[HandoEX]

STiSchucky wrote:
i've always thought his last name was favre
^lmfao, that is awesome!!!^

[STiSchucky]

Purple pride sites, gotta love em. think up the dumbest shit

[HandoEX]

Who you got making the playoffs as the second wild card team?

1. Carolina (Tampa & New Orleans left)
2. New Orleans (Atlanta & Carolina left)
3. St. Louis (Philly & NY Jets left)

I'll take Carolina.

[STiSchucky]

I want Arizona to win the NFC West, which they still can. Carolinas got the favorable remaining games left.

St. Louis just reaks.

New Orleans could beat carolina, i forgot where the game between them to are.

Seattle no because they beat the vikes.

[HandoEX]

STiSchucky wrote:
I want Arizona to win the NFC West, which they still can. Carolinas got the favorable remaining games left.

St. Louis just reaks.

New Orleans could beat carolina, i forgot where the game between them to are.

Seattle no because they beat the vikes.
The New Orleans/Carolina game is at Carolina.
St. Louis does suck ass

Best case scenario: MN beats GB and gets 3 seed.
New Orleans wins out & gets the 6 seed.
Saints @ Vikes in first round.
As long as it's not Carolina the Vikes will destroy.
Carolina would only get beat by 10.

[Pony_Racer]

worst case scenario=vikes lose (which they will) saints win..saints vs. pack....packers win..:D

[HandoEX]

Pony_Racer wrote:
worst case scenario=vikes lose (which they will) saints win..saints vs. pack....packers win..:D
You're in GA...go for the Falcons.

[Pony_Racer]

falcons suck....and everyone down here thinks the same.....

[HandoEX]

Pony_Racer wrote:
falcons suck....and everyone down here thinks the same.....
Wow, that's kinda suprising. I figured everyone would be all up on their shit - first place in the division, 2nd seed in the playoffs, Michael Vick.
Still Green Bay sucks balls.

[STiSchucky]

Run Mike Vick, go mike vick...Get up mike vickannouncer last year when vick got hurt haha

if Vikes get the 3rd see theyd win their home playoff game, get to goto a DOME and play the 1 man team of the falcons, culpepper would tear apart that defense.

then to Philly who just lost TO forever(still smiling)

Last game at philly lost 27-10 i thinkt hat was the score but there were some factors.

Culpepper fumbled on the goal line -7
Matt Birk called for holding after Culpepper scramble -4(FG)
Phillys first goal line stance-4(FG)
TO's bull shit touchdown catch, lets say they gotta FG outta that drive +4

Vikes shoulda won 28-24.