10 warning signs that you might be Taliban

[DaveH]

[INDENT][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#800080]**10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**8. You have more wives than teeth. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?" **[/INDENT][INDENT]**3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. **[/INDENT][INDENT]2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."[/INDENT][INDENT]**And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban... **[/INDENT][INDENT]1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.[/INDENT][/COLOR][/FONT]

[weshole]

Hahaha!!!!!!!

[Krazy_Kling]

that was pretty good, but isnt there a spot on this forum for the jokes? something like the Official Jokes Thread or something like that?

[DaveH]

Doh! I was looking for a section for it, and now I see there is a sticky up top. A mod can move this up there if you think it's necessary.

[Bassplayer]

Haha thats awesome

[weshole]

DaveH;209540 wrote:
Doh! I was looking for a section for it, and now I see there is a sticky up top. A mod can move this up there if you think it's necessary.

Nah, this one deserves it's own thread.

[Used]

LMAO that was great

[91nbtsi]

That was good stuff!!

[99civic]

lol i love #7

[SPANISH-RICE]

bacon is delish.

that was pretty good BTW