Jetta from St cloud

zbrown

320dubbin;289864 wrote:
. but this guy calling me a tool is dumb because he is retarded... vw's dont need that much hp to go fast. research your shit or go watch videos or something cause its not hard to do. .

So what do you qualify as fast? 13 seconds?? 14 seconds??

tell you what, you give your POS VW X amount of power, and i will give my car the exact same X amount of power....

I wonder which one would be faster??

Even ME of all people would drive a honda civic waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before i would ever even come close to touching a VW

funky_monkey58

15-16 fast yo.

All mai bois dey be runninfast 15 passes check da vids. Ya know on the youtubes, gotta research which wheel tire combo to hit da fastest times!

Eurotuner is the best yo them tight bbs wheels should get make them highschool girls wet.

Bp-08

funky_monkey58;289881 wrote:
15-16 fast yo.

All mai bois dey be runninfast 15 passes check da vids. Ya know on the youtubes, gotta research which wheel tire combo to hit da fastest times!

Eurotuner is the best yo them tight bbs wheels should get make them highschool girls wet.

Oh hells ya mang, dey b pimpn an watnot, its all about da style yo dem girlz panties b droppin.

MNdubbin

320dubbin;289870 wrote:
:icon_silent:

.......... its not that hard... if i had the money i would do it. its a lot easier than you think it would be.

Curtis look at jeff jacobsons 32 he has a lot of money into the car and is only making 600hp

zbrown

funky_monkey58;289881 wrote:
15-16 fast yo.

All mai bois dey be runninfast 15 passes check da vids. Ya know on the youtubes, gotta research which wheel tire combo to hit da fastest times!

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LOL nicely done

MNdubbin

Bp-08;289886 wrote:
Oh hells ya mang, dey b pimpn an watnot, its all about da style yo dem girlz panties b droppin.

Lol... Come on now... Do we really sound like nigs?

zbrown

320dubbin;289864 wrote:
. but this guy calling me a tool is dumb because he is retarded... vw's dont need that much hp to go fast. research your shit or go watch videos or something cause its not hard to do. ..

Hey guy..... lets see what your car has, don't be a vag.

race my car, it has a 305 with a K&N and straight pipes......... may not look like much, but it will pound the shit out of that VW

here it is

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Trafik Jamz

320dubbin;289864 wrote:
Apparently nobody understands anything about vw's on this fucking site. no offense jim... but this guy calling me a tool is dumb because he is retarded... vw's dont need that much hp to go fast. research your shit or go watch videos or something cause its not hard to do. They are a pain in the ass to make power out of, not going to lie but the reason for that is because it is really expensive to do it...

Here's our high horsepower/slow car list:

DaveH, 8.04@168 mph, 2008, 1994 Toyota Supra

XJHead, 8.14@174 mph, 2009, 1995 Ford Mustang

Fallguy, 8.33@167 , 2008, 1990 Probe GT RWD 2jz

XJHead, 8.98@158, 2008, 1995 Ford Mustang Cobra convertible

DaveH, 9.46@143, 2004, 1993 Toyota Supra

91psitsi/Aliengotpsi, 9.93@133, 2007, 1991 Eagle Talon

Christian, 10.35 @ 131.78, 2009, 1993 Ford Mustang

00Ws6TransAm, [email protected] , 2008, 2000 Pontiac TransAm Ws6

PSI2HI, 10.57 @ 140, 2007, 1992 Honda Civic Hatch

2.2=8, 10.60 @ 130.55, 2007, 1984 Laser XE

91nbtsi, 10.80 @ 133, 2004, 1991 Eagle Talon

integra_gsr98, 10.86 @ 136, 1998 Acura Integra GSR

goldyhatchpsi, 11.028 @ 129.68, 2009, 1992 Honda Civic hatch

Aliengotpsi, 11.2 @129.7, 2004, 1991 Eclipse GSX

Aliengotpsi/PSI2HI, 11.248@133, 1992 Honda Civic Hatch

Christian, 11.31@119, 2004, 1985 Mercury Capri

95TsiAWD, 11.32@129, 2005, 1995 Eagle Talon TSi

N2OEQIP, 11.33 @ 123 , 1997 Chevy Camaro V6

PSI2HI, 11.36@129, 2006, 1992 Civic Hatch

PSI2HI, 11.4@131, 2004, Eagle Talon TSi

YellowEvo, 11.404 @ 126 mph, 2006, 2003 Mitsubishi Evo

Grr, 11.42 @ 119, 1987 Buick Grand National

gsrEK, 11.47 @ 124 , 2009, 1993 Honda Civic coupe

aliengotpsi, 11.51@125 , 2009, 2003 Mitsubishi Evo

TReimche, 11.5@126, 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

turbo50h, 11.62@118, 2005, Ford Mustang

Grr, 11.85@121, 2004 Pontiac GTO

zbrown, 11.87@117, 1991 Mazda rx7

PSI2HI, 11.9@113, 2005, 1992 Civic Hatch

probe this, 12.02 @ 108, 2004, 1991 Ford Probe GT

slowvo, 12.1 @ 113, 1991 Eagle Talon TSi

PSiedTSi 12.2 @ 115, 2005, 1992 Eagle Talon TSi

STiSchucky, 12.2 @ 113, 2006, 2004 Subaru STi

Dangler, 12.3 @ 116, 1997 Toyota Supra TT

delfast, 12.39 @ 124, 2008, 1995 Honda Del Sol

KA-T240, [email protected] , 2006, 1990 Nissan 240sx

fdfreak, 12.6 @ 118, 2008, 1993 Mazda rx7

97lt1, 12.805 @ 106.54 , 2006, 1997 Chevy Camaro Z28

SmitEvo, 12.9 @ 109, 2005, 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

97C5, 13.0 @ 111.7, 1997 C5 Corvette

Tjamz, 12.9 @ 109, 2005, 2002 Subaru WRX

PSI2HI, 13.0 @ 106, 2004, 1991 Acura Integra RS

As you can see, a LOT of us start considering things to be reasonably quick when they run 13's or faster...things start getting fast when you consider that over 1/2 of that list is in the 11's, about 1/4 is in the 10's and 1/7 is in the 9's or quicker. For your VW to get to that point, you will be needing an assload of power, just like the rest of us.

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zbrown;289276 wrote:
so Volkswagen > subie for reliability??

riiiiiiiiiiiight.....

VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

zbrown

1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

do you want to race my camaro too? come on

I just fixed the exhaust leak so you better be afraid

blackcherryTSi

1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

..... wow .....:icon_shaking:

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funky_monkey58;289421 wrote:
I have met them but do not associate myself with them.

Was out saturday night nooblet. Was driving a grey supra followed by a black CTS-V

It's called having a life, no need to hangout all night. Would much rather be home getting some action, than hanging out with a bunch of kids.

by action you mean rubbing a piece of rabbit fur on your dick right?

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zbrown;289907 wrote:
do you want to race my camaro too? come on

I just fixed the exhaust leak so you better be afraid

I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already. And if I WERE to ever waste the time to drive to Fargo to race you, or wherever you live, I personally do not care... it wouldn't be to race, it would be to run your car off the road, and then claim insurance on mine (which is a VW) and THEN, proceed to VW dealer and get another one. While not feeling bad at all that you died in a ditch somewhere.

And the fact that you have an Obama picture as your sig, makes that hatred increase exponentially.

zbrown

1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already. And if I WERE to ever waste the time to drive to Fargo to race you, or wherever you live, I personally do not care... it wouldn't be to race, it would be to run your car off the road, and then claim insurance on mine (which is a VW) and THEN, proceed to VW dealer and get another one. While not feeling bad at all that you died in a ditch somewhere.

terrible forum... haha

actually i would probably be in my 3/4 ton dodge cummins....... you would end up where ever i wanted you to end up

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zbrown;289911 wrote:
terrible forum... haha

actually i would probably be in my 3/4 ton dodge cummins....... you would end up where ever i wanted you to end up

Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.

Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?

zbrown

1 DUR-T VAG;289912 wrote:
Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.

Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?

Don't forget your Velcro gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out here

Just think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
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zbrown;289914 wrote:
Don't forget your Velcro gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out here

Just think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
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well lets skip the small talk and get straight the assfucking then shall we?

zbrown

1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
And the fact that you have an Obama picture as your sig, makes that hatred increase exponentially.

Sadly you don't understand the picture

zbrown

1 DUR-T VAG;289915 wrote:
well lets skip the small talk and get straight the assfucking then shall we?

I like where your head is at....... or will be

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zbrown;289916 wrote:
Sadly you don't understand the picture

Obama saluting the axis of evil. its not too hard to pick up on...

It's the fact that there is a picture of him there that upsets me.

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Jetta from St cloud