Jetta from St cloud

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

do you want to race my camaro too? come on

I just fixed the exhaust leak so you better be afraid

[blackcherryTSi]

1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

..... wow .....:icon_shaking:

[Guest]

funky_monkey58;289421 wrote:
I have met them but do not associate myself with them.

Was out saturday night nooblet. Was driving a grey supra followed by a black CTS-V

It's called having a life, no need to hangout all night. Would much rather be home getting some action, than hanging out with a bunch of kids.

by action you mean rubbing a piece of rabbit fur on your dick right?

[Guest]

zbrown;289907 wrote:
do you want to race my camaro too? come on

I just fixed the exhaust leak so you better be afraid

I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already. And if I WERE to ever waste the time to drive to Fargo to race you, or wherever you live, I personally do not care... it wouldn't be to race, it would be to run your car off the road, and then claim insurance on mine (which is a VW) and THEN, proceed to VW dealer and get another one. While not feeling bad at all that you died in a ditch somewhere.

And the fact that you have an Obama picture as your sig, makes that hatred increase exponentially.

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already. And if I WERE to ever waste the time to drive to Fargo to race you, or wherever you live, I personally do not care... it wouldn't be to race, it would be to run your car off the road, and then claim insurance on mine (which is a VW) and THEN, proceed to VW dealer and get another one. While not feeling bad at all that you died in a ditch somewhere.

terrible forum... haha

actually i would probably be in my 3/4 ton dodge cummins....... you would end up where ever i wanted you to end up

[Guest]

zbrown;289911 wrote:
terrible forum... haha

actually i would probably be in my 3/4 ton dodge cummins....... you would end up where ever i wanted you to end up

Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.

Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289912 wrote:
Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.

Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?

Don't forget your Velcro gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out here

Just think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
**

[Guest]

zbrown;289914 wrote:
Don't forget your Velcro gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out here

Just think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
**

well lets skip the small talk and get straight the assfucking then shall we?

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
And the fact that you have an Obama picture as your sig, makes that hatred increase exponentially.

Sadly you don't understand the picture

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289915 wrote:
well lets skip the small talk and get straight the assfucking then shall we?

I like where your head is at....... or will be

[Guest]

zbrown;289916 wrote:
Sadly you don't understand the picture

Obama saluting the axis of evil. its not too hard to pick up on...

It's the fact that there is a picture of him there that upsets me.

[Trafik Jamz]

1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

And here I was under the understanding that all VW owners were gay and all the subaru owners were lesbians. I have nothing against lesbians, they eat the same thing I do, that's why I got myself a lesbian-mobile....and probably why you got yourself a queer-car.

[Trafik Jamz]

1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already.

zbrown is so far ahead of the game, he probably disliked you 10 mins before you even thought of joining this forum. He's weird like that.

[Grr]

NOW, this thread delivers more than i ever thought was possible

[weshole]

This thread is WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and as far as pistons that go sideways being stupid or gay.... I suppose Porsche is weaksauce as well.

[kylush]

So VW's arn't that hard to make fast as long as you can put an assload of money into them. Just like any car ever made.... crazy

[Guest]

Trafik Jamz;289920 wrote:
And here I was under the understanding that all VW owners were gay and all the subaru owners were lesbians. I have nothing against lesbians, they eat the same thing I do, that's why I got myself a lesbian-mobile....and probably why you got yourself a queer-car.

Totally a queer car. You hit the nail on the head there. That really is why I bought my car. Would you like to come with me every time I have a hard time purchasing something? You can stand next to me and tell me why I need to buy it. You seem to know me so well. I really wish I was like you and could sense things like that.

Give me five minutes to think of something else to say though, and then post it right after this post. I guess that would be the first step in imitating you.

[Guest]

Shit, its been 5 minutes but I dont have any namedropping I can do. Nor do i have any friends to try and stick up for. I guess I'll just sound like a dumbass then...

[Trafik Jamz]

1 DUR-T VAG;289929 wrote:
Totally a queer car. You hit the nail on the head there. That really is why I bought my car. Would you like to come with me every time I have a hard time purchasing something? You can stand next to me and tell me why I need to buy it. You seem to know me so well. I really wish I was like you and could sense things like that.

Give me five minutes to think of something else to say though, and then post it right after this post. I guess that would be the first step in imitating you.

Sure, I can tell you why to buy/not to buy something, I have my opinion and everyone is entitled to it.

I know you just as well as you know me. You seem to think that a VW will get you laid, yet somehow I am married and have a kid, so obviously I've don't have a problem there...even though I own two Subaru's.

I wasn't imitating you, however I am flattered that you would want to imitate me, it's a good life choice for anyone who has ever tried it.

I wasn't sticking up for zbrown either, mostly just stating the truth...he is weird (like that and in other ways). And he probably didn't like you too much either. Just saying.

[amicheze]

1 DUR-T VAG;289930 wrote:
Shit, its been 5 minutes but I dont have any namedropping I can do. Nor do i have any friends to try and stick up for. I guess I'll just sound like a dumbass then...

You're probably the worst troll we've had on the site.