Jetta from St cloud
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zbrown;289911 wrote:
terrible forum... hahaactually i would probably be in my 3/4 ton dodge cummins....... you would end up where ever i wanted you to end up
Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.
Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?
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1 DUR-T VAG;289912 wrote:
Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?
Don't forget your Velcro
gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out hereJust think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
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zbrown;289914 wrote:
Don't forget your Velcro gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out hereJust think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
**well lets skip the small talk and get straight the assfucking then shall we?
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zbrown;289916 wrote:
Sadly you don't understand the pictureObama saluting the axis of evil. its not too hard to pick up on...
It's the fact that there is a picture of him there that upsets me.
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1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.And here I was under the understanding that all VW owners were gay and all the subaru owners were lesbians. I have nothing against lesbians, they eat the same thing I do, that's why I got myself a lesbian-mobile....and probably why you got yourself a queer-car.
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1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already.zbrown is so far ahead of the game, he probably disliked you 10 mins before you even thought of joining this forum. He's weird like that.
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Trafik Jamz;289920 wrote:
And here I was under the understanding that all VW owners were gay and all the subaru owners were lesbians. I have nothing against lesbians, they eat the same thing I do, that's why I got myself a lesbian-mobile....and probably why you got yourself a queer-car.Totally a queer car. You hit the nail on the head there. That really is why I bought my car. Would you like to come with me every time I have a hard time purchasing something? You can stand next to me and tell me why I need to buy it. You seem to know me so well. I really wish I was like you and could sense things like that.
Give me five minutes to think of something else to say though, and then post it right after this post. I guess that would be the first step in imitating you.
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Shit, its been 5 minutes but I dont have any namedropping I can do. Nor do i have any friends to try and stick up for. I guess I'll just sound like a dumbass then...
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1 DUR-T VAG;289929 wrote:
Totally a queer car. You hit the nail on the head there. That really is why I bought my car. Would you like to come with me every time I have a hard time purchasing something? You can stand next to me and tell me why I need to buy it. You seem to know me so well. I really wish I was like you and could sense things like that.Give me five minutes to think of something else to say though, and then post it right after this post. I guess that would be the first step in imitating you.
Sure, I can tell you why to buy/not to buy something, I have my opinion and everyone is entitled to it.
I know you just as well as you know me. You seem to think that a VW will get you laid, yet somehow I am married and have a kid, so obviously I've don't have a problem there...even though I own two Subaru's.
I wasn't imitating you, however I am flattered that you would want to imitate me, it's a good life choice for anyone who has ever tried it.
I wasn't sticking up for zbrown either, mostly just stating the truth...he is weird (like that and in other ways). And he probably didn't like you too much either. Just saying.
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Trafik Jamz;289931 wrote:
Sure, I can tell you why to buy/not to buy something, I have my opinion and everyone is entitled to it.I know you just as well as you know me. You seem to think that a VW will get you laid, yet somehow I am married and have a kid, so obviously I've don't have a problem there...even though I own two Subaru's.
I wasn't imitating you, however I am flattered that you would want to imitate me, it's a good life choice for anyone who has ever tried it.
I wasn't sticking up for zbrown either, mostly just stating the truth...he is weird (like that and in other ways). And he probably didn't like you too much either. Just saying.
First of all, imitating someone would be a terrible life choice, no matter who you are, it takes away your individuality. I see sarcasm isn't one of your strong points...
Second, "VW>subies for vagina" was my simple way of entering this stupid argument that you were clearly involved in before I. It in no way says that I believe my car will get me laid, it was however a very general, but biased statement. And being married, I guess one could assume that you would be able to use some logical reasoning to understand that. I've never once in my 3 hours of being on this forum said that I don't like subarus, in fact, I wouldn't mind having one. HOWEVER, I have my own individuality and purchased a VW because I wanted one.
And third... the next time you feel like "just saying" something... dont, you make yourself look stupid.
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amicheze;289933 wrote:
You're probably the worst troll we've had on the site.Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment.
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funky_monkey58;289552 wrote:
Vdub guys are anything but tough guys.That's right, the MKIII supra guys are the tough ones... cause they don't hang out on division street...
It makes perfect sense.
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