Newish Red Civic

[TTotally]

My girlfriend won't pay for SHIT!

[STiSchucky]

that was me in the red civic

jelly?

[Joel]

girlfriend who pays for shit? teach me your ways!

[Bookem]

Joel;321089 wrote:
girlfriend who pays for shit? teach me your ways!

Step 1, find woman
Step 2, tell them how it is
Step 3, profit

[STiSchucky]

actually its:

step 1: find woman
step 2: tell them how it is
step 3: ????
step 4: profit

[p-sorvs]

lulz^

[Eurofan]

STiSchucky;321094 wrote:
actually its:

step 1: find woman
step 2: tell them how it is
step 3: ????
step 4: profit

bahahaha..

[p-sorvs]

step 1: find woman
step 2: lie
step 3: accquire currency

[ichibankilla]

Or if your a lazy/stupid bitch.

Step 1: Find guy
Step 2: Lie
Step 3: Have multiple kids
Step 4: Acquire welfare
Step 5: Dump guy
Step 6: Acquire child support

[PSiedTSi]

p-sorvs;321153 wrote:
step 1: find woman
step 2: lie
step 3: accquire currency

You're doing it wrong
Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: Collect money and sex

[Joel]

PSiedTSi;321173 wrote:
You're doing it wrong
Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: Collect money and sex
Tony's really trying to say

Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: listen to histerical laughing
Step 4: run away crying...

[PSiedTSi]

Joel;321177 wrote:
Tony's really trying to say

Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: listen to histerical laughing
Step 4: run away crying...

You act like I've never executed my steps before....

[TTotally]

Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Jump off cliff
Step 3: Profit

[dont got a ride]

How would you profit off jumping off a cliff

[capitlj]

Because falling feels like flying... for a little bit.

[ichibankilla]

dont got a ride;321185 wrote:
How would you profit off jumping off a cliff

Because it's much quicker than the slow death that a relationship would bring?

[dont got a ride]

Still..... no profit

[p-sorvs]

the profit is the avoidance of said woman.