what does your car make you?
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Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I'm impotent.Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue - I'm older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado - I'm a pimp.
Cadillac Seville - I'm a very good Mary Kay salesman.Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Dodge Dakota - I've always wanted a womans pickup truck.Ferrari Testarossa - I'm known to prematurely ejaculate.
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.Infiniti Q45 - I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I'm so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Lincoln Navigator - I love scaring the crap out of the guy who is driving a civic.Mercury Grand Marquis - I'm an AARP member and need my social security for the car payment.
Mercedes 500SL - I can go 0-60 in about 6 seconds if the car doesnt fall apart at 50.
Mercedes 560SEL - I'm dating a mechanic.
Mercedes ML320 - I'm a badass soccer mom.Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB - I'm dating a little person.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Nissan Maxima - I couldn't afford an Infiniti.Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who's driving a Blazer.Peugeot 505 Diesel - I'm on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Pontiac GTO - Gas, tires, & orgasms.
Pontiac Aztek - Too easy.Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944 - I'm dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Toyota Camry - I'm still in the closet.
Toyota Land Cruiser- I would go off road if I could.Volkswagen Cabriolet - I'm out of the closet.
Volkswagen Microbus - I'm trippin right now.
Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.Volvo 740 Wagon - I'm very frightened of my wife
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zbrown;197104 wrote:
I judge that everyone who calls a pickup a truck is indeed a hick...See, I think the opposite. I grew up on a farm calling them pickups, but EVERYONE I knew from a town larger than ~5000 people called them trucks.
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mine makes me never stuck, ever
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zbrown;197110 wrote:
so you do agree with me......?Here is what you said:
zbrown;197104 wrote:
I judge that everyone who calls a pickup a truck is indeed a hick...Here is what I said:
tjamz;197106 wrote:
See, I think the opposite. I grew up on a farm calling them pickups, but EVERYONE I knew from a town larger than ~5000 people called them trucks.My theory was that "City Slickers" called them trucks, and us dumb hicks called them pickups.
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I think pickup sounds retarded, i don't know very many ppl that refer to them regularly as pickups, but if anything, pickup sounds more hickish. I drive a truck.
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i laugh when people call their ford/chevy/dodge a "Truck", wanna see a truck, go down to Mecca Stamart, you'll find trucks there
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mazda b2200 - makes me: dunno, I get dirty looks. That's not a real truck! ..no shit.
Acura Integra (clean, no exterior mods)- Uncle Ben's Instant Rice. Pull me over, I must be drifting.
1st gen CRX - holy fuel economy, batman. Makes me: In the way. Just pass me. I can't go faster.
80 CX500 - "you have a motorcycle?" ..makes me: a pesky biker. like two months a year.
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tapout;197086 wrote:
I have to laugh sometimes when seeing a great big pickup (F350 for example) that's tearing through the snow and acting fearless, cutting me and everyone else driving sensibly off. When I hypotheticallyl follow him to Kmart, expecting to see a 6'4" 260 lb hick get out but instead see the world's tallest midget exit.....I have to laugh. Things aren't always as I expect them to be.All hypothetically of course.
Its the small mans syndrome.
with all those cowboy hats and shit
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