Why police are worthless

[thrash]

One time I called the cops and was like "hey, I am seriously horny, and i know you have chick cops, can you send someone pretty over?"

Well they did, but she arrested me. Not like fantasy role playing arrested, but for real.

I definitely didn't feel "served" or "protected".

</satire>

[00Ws6TransAm]

JN210;230486 wrote:
Ever lock your keys in your car and rely on the Fargo/Moorhead PD to help you out?, Well, I did once with my Z and they came and helped me and I was greatful for their help...but today, I was driving my POS pontiac and accidently locked the keys in and called just about EVERY police department around and ended up at the first place I called, I was IN west fargo and that was who they said unlocked cars, and they told me some bullshit about them not doing that for years when only a couple weeks ago they helped me in the same area.....To serve and protect....what a bunch of lies.....to those of you who are police monitering this forum....Get your shit straight, either unlock cars and be helpful....or continue being useless....I no longer have faith in the FPD,unless they can do something to change my mind.

/rant

I got an idea, get a spare set of keys?
To serve and protect doesnt include holding your hand to unlock your doors once a month.:icon_porc:

[94NDTA]

I think you and this guy would get along well.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92BL5FO0&show_article=1

[weshole]

This thread is total crap. I cant believe you think the police are just there to serve you when your forgetfull ass locks your keys in the car. That makes you an IGNORANT FUCK!! Ever heard of a locksmith? God forbid you actually pay someone for a service. How about taking accountability for your actions instead of ranting about something that you have no right to.

[StangerBanger96]

When I did my ride along last spring we stopped at JC Chumleys in Moorhead and unlocked some girls car. My girlfriend has locked her keys in her car several times and Moorhead PD has always showed up to unlock it for her, free of charge. This thread is, like almost everyone has said, one of the dumbest things I've ever read...

[slow90gsx]

I wouldnt want a cop touching my car they are not qualified to do the work...they would hack it up not good god thing I have a brother who is a locksmith.

[kylush]

I didn't even know police did unlock peoples cars. It wouldn't even occur to me to call the cops if I forgot my keys in the car as it's not their job at all or their problem.

[HandoEX]

JN210, threads like this are why your dumb ass is on my ignore list.

[Colin]

It's a pontiac, grab a brick. Or man up and use your fist.

[z31]

MisterCMK;230492 wrote:
boo fucking hoo

My feeling exzactly :icon_cheers:

[Link]

Curts lock and key: 35 bucks

Was for me about 2 months ago.

[harm]

40 during business hours, 60 after.. rates went up a few months ago.

extra keys: still a couple bucks each. carrying extra keys and not feeling AS stupid when you lock a set in.. priceless?

[ichibankilla]

[bubba]

Wow when i didnt think u could get to be anymore of a fucking idiot u make a thread like this... please drive ur car into a bridge or something so we dont have to read ur dumbass threads anymore...

[ruthless351]

y.....a....w......n ..... no really i just yawned.:)

[ichibankilla]

Somebody make a "Why JN210 is worthless" thread. Then we can all give our reasons why he's worthless then we can vote and make a top 10 list.

[tmoney]

its called AAA..get some

[bubba]

ichibankilla;230686 wrote:
Somebody make a "Why JN210 is worthless" thread. Then we can all give our reasons why he's worthless then we can vote and make a top 10 list.

This is an excellent idea... but i'm too lazy

[ichibankilla]

bubba;230736 wrote:
This is an excellent idea... but i'm too lazy

I thought about doing it myself but I'm in the same boat as you are.
It's the damn weekend and even getting up to piss seems like a chore.