Fuck My Neighbor
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I didn't see anybody else ask this, sooooo. Is there or is there not parking allowed on your side of the street. I know there's quite a few streets that only allow parking on one side.
You could also just drive right up in his yard and see what he thinks.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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Now this is the kind of thread that keeps me coming back to fargostreet haha
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63vette;262523 wrote:
My world is all that truly matters to me. Your world is your business.So where do ya live? i wanna come park a vehicle there and see what happens
p.s. mine aren't rusty so can't complain then...
2003 Mitsubishi Evolution 8
2011 Ford F150 Ecoboost
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just have a bunch of us come over and park all over that place.
Side note: A north dakota daycare can only have X amount of kids before it needs to be liscensed. I do not remember what that number is, but it is much less than 11.
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Save some money, buy another rusted p.o.s. Jeep, then rotate jeeps daily and always leave one parked infront of his house until he fesses up to being a d-bag about everything.
Then continue to park there
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thats the best idea
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STiSchucky;262546 wrote:
Save some money, buy another rusted p.o.s. Jeep, then rotate jeeps daily and always leave one parked infront of his house until he fesses up to being a d-bag about everything.Then continue to park there
+1, this would work quite nicely...so would having the whole FS crew show up and park in front of his house haha.
*1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
> DelSlow;262050 wrote:
> I like the new JN210 -
Im down for the park-a-thon. Can we hard park at mad tyte jdm angles?
here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
PVC SQUAD MEMBER #2- 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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Parker;262525 wrote:
My guess is this... The neighbor most likely came to Will the first time and asked nicely.... And then Will just continued to be the little bitch he is..... And then created a thread about it because he cant understand why someone in this world could be mad at him, for parking on a public street...i hope he gets your rustbucket towed...
He didn't asking me nicely at all. The very first confrontation or time he told my not to park in front of his house was 3 years ago when i he left a note on my sister's intrepid saying "Don't Fucking Park in font of my house." So ya Parker, you're very right, he was extremely nice about it and im just being a 'little bitch i am.' But since he is the one constantly bitching to me about it, and trying to get it towed behind my back, he took the low/whinny bitch road, and I took the high road. :icon_cat: Thanks Parker, your kind words inspired me.
ichibankilla;262528 wrote:
I didn't see anybody else ask this, sooooo. Is there or is there not parking allowed on your side of the street.There is no parking on the north side of the street, so only can park on that side.
Colin;262518 wrote:
If your neighbor came to you and asked you to: "please not park in front of my house during 7:30 to 5:30 because it really helps the appearance of my wife's business and makes it easier for the parents dropping off the kids" Even I would try to park 20 feet father down.I'd be willing to bet the neighbor did not ask in this way. I would imagine that if someone was to have shown Will a little respect in the first place, none of this would be happening.
Among your other posts, you then painted yourself to be one of the older persons that passes judgement by age. I find that to be incredibly disrespectful.
I do not assume that you are a mullet wearing, dumbass butt-rock fan who can't tie his shoes past his own enormous beer gut, simply because you have a tendency towards old corvettes. So why would you assume that Will is a disrespectful "kid".
I also love the line: "try parking in front of my house and see what happens". Like what? There are really only two choices: 1) you talk a bunch of shit and walk away. 2) you do something stupid and get arrested or penalized.
This is funny.
Will: Just talk to the asshole across the street and call him on it. Tell him he's being an asshole, and if he stops and asks nicely, you will try to park down the street a ways. It is a resolution. It might not be exactly what either of you wants, but it keeps the peace in the neighborhood, which I feel is more important than either of your grievances.
Exactly. Thank you. But ya I have tired telling him that he is being an ass, personally I would like to resolve it so nothing really happens at all to keep the neighborhoodly peace, but this guy (like 90% of older people) think that just because im young they can push me around and tell me I can't use/do something that I fucking pay for.
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Bp-08;262569 wrote:
I was hoping your neighbor was a hot chick and that you actually wanted someone to fuck her. damnitkinda funny here...I read the OP title and thought the same thing.
*1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
> DelSlow;262050 wrote:
> I like the new JN210 -
you should sleep with his wife, i bet that would get him to stop bitching about your parking.
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garagealchemist;262573 wrote:
you should sleep with his wife, i bet that would get him to stop bitching about your parking.ill take the job
here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
PVC SQUAD MEMBER #2- 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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Sweet-WRX-Lovin;262497 wrote:
While I think you're maybe inciting things a bit with your neighbor it sounds like you are in the right. Press harassment charges or get a restraining order if you feel threatened or just want him to stop his bitching. It is first come first serve parking from the description. The fact that you drive a vehicle that is unappealing to this person is their problem. I imagine if you could have a brand new Escalade or some shit to drive to school you'd park that there instead and the bitching might not be so bad. Since that is the only place to park on the street near your home fudge em. If they are worried about customer parking maybe they should rent a place that has just that.Edit: The fact that a parking area on a public street happens to be in front of someone's home does not make it anyone in particular's area. Get a bigger driveway if you need more parking to call your very own.
torbs;262478 wrote:
It is just as much Will's property as it is the other person's as parking is only allowed on one side of the street. Will parks in front of HIS house on the ONLY side of the street where parking is allowed.You are one of the few clueless idiots that think they are entitled to everything and believe everybody should bend over for you because you work for all you got...Most of us do work, have parents kind enough to help us along, or some combination of the two. Get over yourself already. The world isn't about you and nobody has to abide by what you want all for the sake of keeping the peace when it infringes on the other sides' same rights.
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Rexwagon;262496 wrote:
Y should he have to park somewhere else. If he doesnt like it then he should park his car there so that way Will cant park there. fucken stupid. If he wants a place for his "customers" to park then make his front yard a parking lot. this isnt fucken walmart. its a god damn public street.QFT
SPANISH-RICE;262550 wrote:
Im down for the park-a-thon. Can we hard park at mad tyte jdm angles?I'm so down... especially with my lovely looking beater...
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