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Official Michael Jackson joke thread..

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  • amichezeA Offline
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    Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, two people who taught us how to beat it, died on the same day.

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    • InstigatorI Offline
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      amicheze;280500 wrote:
      Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, two people who taught us how to beat it, died on the same day.

      Winner!

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      • capitljC Offline
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        Epic win ^^^

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        • imprttuner2I Offline
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          Epic Win!

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          • 99civic9 Offline
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            ^^ ah that one takes it wow!!!

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            • RexwagonR Offline
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              lmao

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              • King RicerK Offline
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                SPANISH-RICE;280485 wrote:
                To soon junior

                the hurts still fresh

                think ive heard this before! 😉

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                • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                  king ricer;280520 wrote:
                  think ive heard this before! 😉

                  lol right, just to good not to repeat

                  here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                  • T Offline
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                    What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

                    Neil Armstrong once walked on the moon.........

                    Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

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                    • Bp-08B Offline
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                      When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

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                      • funky_monkey58F Offline
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                        Bp-08;280536 wrote:
                        When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

                        Epic

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                        • untitledfolderU Offline
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                          What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney movies? Disney movies can still touch kids.

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                          • legacy-user-33L Offline
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                            Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

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                            • wesholeW Offline
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                              T ! N;280546 wrote:
                              Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

                              SHEIT!!!! We can now.

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                              • RexwagonR Offline
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                                T ! N;280546 wrote:
                                Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

                                poor sport

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                                  eh i just remember everyone getting butt hurt over people insulting the doushe bag on the bike that hit the truck.

                                  wierd.......

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                                    Bp-08;280536 wrote:
                                    When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

                                    LMFAO... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... i mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

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                                      bubba;280566 wrote:
                                      lmfao... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... I mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

                                      he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

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                                      • JN210J Offline
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                                        haha, good jokes as some of them are, I honestly didnt have a problem with him, I will however say that he was better black...as soon as he was a whitey he was some messed up shit.

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                                          America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

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