Official Michael Jackson joke thread..

[DrifterExtreme]

eh i just remember everyone getting butt hurt over people insulting the doushe bag on the bike that hit the truck.

wierd.......

[bubba]

Bp-08;280536 wrote:
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

LMFAO... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... i mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

[SPANISH-RICE]

bubba;280566 wrote:
lmfao... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... I mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

[JN210]

haha, good jokes as some of them are, I honestly didnt have a problem with him, I will however say that he was better black...as soon as he was a whitey he was some messed up shit.

[SPANISH-RICE]

America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

[ichibankilla]

SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.

I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.

[untitledfolder]

ichibankilla;280617 wrote:
Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.

I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.

He also had a sweet game for Sega:

[integra_gsr98]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59632555

[SPANISH-RICE]

integra_gsr98;280624 wrote:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59632555

wow that person must have started on that about 15 minutes after he died.

the man made thriller

[Rexwagon]

who cares about thriller

[Trafik Jamz]

SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

I think one young man has about 23,000,000 reasons why I think he did touch little kids. (referring of course to the $23,000,000 that Jackson paid to settle out of court)

[SPANISH-RICE]

really im not saying he didnt touch those kids. but still, hes the king of pop

[blackcherryTSi]

SPANISH-RICE;280616 wrote:
America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

pretty sure i almost wet myself laughing when i read this!!

[SmitEvo]

Trafik Jamz;280641 wrote:
I think one young man has about 23,000,000 reasons why I think he did touch little kids. (referring of course to the $23,000,000 that Jackson paid to settle out of court)

sources please google boy...

[Bp-08]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU[/ame]

[Trafik Jamz]

SmitEvo;280726 wrote:
sources please google boy...

ummm....memory from back in the early 90's....but after checking my sources, I guess it was 2 kids...one got a mere 2.4 million and the other got 20 million.

But I suppose you won't let this rest until i give a source so:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/michael_jackson/2009/06/26/2009-06-26_the_stain_of_kidsex_raps_plagued_career_weird_sleepovers_with_boys_huge_payouts_.html

[99civic]

T ! N;280546 wrote:
Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

I cant wait till I make a joke right on your mom's face!!!!!

[torbs]

SPANISH-RICE;280616 wrote:
America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

Apparently being $500,000,000 in debt makes one rich? Hmm...

[DrifterExtreme]

torbs;281387 wrote:
Apparently being $500,000,000 in debt makes one rich? Hmm...

yeah he didn't own beatles music or nothing. isn't that worth like a billion

[ichibankilla]

I honestly don't think he's really dead. With the amount of plastic that's in his face he probably just needs new batteries.

When he wasn't spending time around children or making music, I here he liked to blow bubbles in his spare time.

MS Paint FTW