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Official Michael Jackson joke thread..

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    Trafik Jamz
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    What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

    Neil Armstrong once walked on the moon.........

    Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

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      When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

      [SIZE="4"]you aren't unique like me... cant handle that my interior probably looks better than yours?[/SIZE][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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        Bp-08;280536 wrote:
        When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

        Epic

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          untitledfolder
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          What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney movies? Disney movies can still touch kids.

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          > Missing a limb doesn't automatically make it a bad piece of ass just like a can of soup with a dent in it at the store doesn't automatically make it a bad can of soup.

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            legacy-user-33
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            Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

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              weshole
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              T ! N;280546 wrote:
              Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

              SHEIT!!!! We can now.

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                T ! N;280546 wrote:
                Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

                poor sport

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                  DrifterExtreme
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                  eh i just remember everyone getting butt hurt over people insulting the doushe bag on the bike that hit the truck.

                  wierd.......

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                    Bp-08;280536 wrote:
                    When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

                    LMFAO... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... i mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

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                      SPANISH-RICE
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                      bubba;280566 wrote:
                      lmfao... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... I mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

                      he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

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                        haha, good jokes as some of them are, I honestly didnt have a problem with him, I will however say that he was better black...as soon as he was a whitey he was some messed up shit.

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                          SPANISH-RICE
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                          America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

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                            ichibankilla
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                            SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
                            he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

                            Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.

                            I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.

                            Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
                            Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
                            Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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                              ichibankilla;280617 wrote:
                              Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.

                              I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.

                              He also had a sweet game for Sega: legacy image

                              > ichibankilla;213613 wrote:
                              > Missing a limb doesn't automatically make it a bad piece of ass just like a can of soup with a dent in it at the store doesn't automatically make it a bad can of soup.

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                                http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59632555

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                                  integra_gsr98;280624 wrote:
                                  http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59632555

                                  wow that person must have started on that about 15 minutes after he died.

                                  the man made thriller

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                                    Rexwagon
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                                    who cares about thriller

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                                      Trafik Jamz
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                                      SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
                                      he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

                                      I think one young man has about 23,000,000 reasons why I think he did touch little kids. (referring of course to the $23,000,000 that Jackson paid to settle out of court)

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                                        SPANISH-RICE
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                                        really im not saying he didnt touch those kids. but still, hes the king of pop

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                                          SPANISH-RICE;280616 wrote:
                                          America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

                                          pretty sure i almost wet myself laughing when i read this!!

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