Jetta from St cloud

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320dubbin;289864 wrote:
Apparently nobody understands anything about vw's on this fucking site. no offense jim... but this guy calling me a tool is dumb because he is retarded... vw's dont need that much hp to go fast. research your shit or go watch videos or something cause its not hard to do. They are a pain in the ass to make power out of, not going to lie but the reason for that is because it is really expensive to do it...

Here's our high horsepower/slow car list:

1. DaveH, 8.04@168 mph, 2008, 1994 Toyota Supra
2. XJHead, 8.14@174 mph, 2009, 1995 Ford Mustang
3. Fallguy, 8.33@167 , 2008, 1990 Probe GT RWD 2jz
4. XJHead, 8.98@158, 2008, 1995 Ford Mustang Cobra convertible
5. DaveH, 9.46@143, 2004, 1993 Toyota Supra
6. 91psitsi/Aliengotpsi, 9.93@133, 2007, 1991 Eagle Talon
7. Christian, 10.35 @ 131.78, 2009, 1993 Ford Mustang
8. 00Ws6TransAm, [email protected] , 2008, 2000 Pontiac TransAm Ws6
9. PSI2HI, 10.57 @ 140, 2007, 1992 Honda Civic Hatch
10. 2.2=8, 10.60 @ 130.55, 2007, 1984 Laser XE
11. 91nbtsi, 10.80 @ 133, 2004, 1991 Eagle Talon
12. integra_gsr98, 10.86 @ 136, 1998 Acura Integra GSR
13. goldyhatchpsi, 11.028 @ 129.68, 2009, 1992 Honda Civic hatch
14. Aliengotpsi, 11.2 @129.7, 2004, 1991 Eclipse GSX
15. Aliengotpsi/PSI2HI, 11.248@133, 1992 Honda Civic Hatch
16. Christian, 11.31@119, 2004, 1985 Mercury Capri
17. 95TsiAWD, 11.32@129, 2005, 1995 Eagle Talon TSi
18. N2OEQIP, 11.33 @ 123 , 1997 Chevy Camaro V6
19. PSI2HI, 11.36@129, 2006, 1992 Civic Hatch
20. PSI2HI, 11.4@131, 2004, Eagle Talon TSi
21. YellowEvo, 11.404 @ 126 mph, 2006, 2003 Mitsubishi Evo
22. Grr, 11.42 @ 119, 1987 Buick Grand National
23. gsrEK, 11.47 @ 124 , 2009, 1993 Honda Civic coupe
24. aliengotpsi, 11.51@125 , 2009, 2003 Mitsubishi Evo
25. TReimche, 11.5@126, 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
26. turbo50h, 11.62@118, 2005, Ford Mustang
27. Grr, 11.85@121, 2004 Pontiac GTO
28. zbrown, 11.87@117, 1991 Mazda rx7
29. PSI2HI, 11.9@113, 2005, 1992 Civic Hatch
30. probe this, 12.02 @ 108, 2004, 1991 Ford Probe GT
31. slowvo, 12.1 @ 113, 1991 Eagle Talon TSi
32. PSiedTSi 12.2 @ 115, 2005, 1992 Eagle Talon TSi
33. STiSchucky, 12.2 @ 113, 2006, 2004 Subaru STi
34. Dangler, 12.3 @ 116, 1997 Toyota Supra TT
35. delfast, 12.39 @ 124, 2008, 1995 Honda Del Sol
36. KA-T240, [email protected] , 2006, 1990 Nissan 240sx
37. fdfreak, 12.6 @ 118, 2008, 1993 Mazda rx7
38. 97lt1, 12.805 @ 106.54 , 2006, 1997 Chevy Camaro Z28
39. SmitEvo, 12.9 @ 109, 2005, 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
40. 97C5, 13.0 @ 111.7, 1997 C5 Corvette
41. Tjamz, 12.9 @ 109, 2005, 2002 Subaru WRX
42. PSI2HI, 13.0 @ 106, 2004, 1991 Acura Integra RS

As you can see, a LOT of us start considering things to be reasonably quick when they run 13's or faster...things start getting fast when you consider that over 1/2 of that list is in the 11's, about 1/4 is in the 10's and 1/7 is in the 9's or quicker. For your VW to get to that point, you will be needing an assload of power, just like the rest of us.

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zbrown;289276 wrote:
so Volkswagen > subie for reliability??

riiiiiiiiiiiight.....

VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

do you want to race my camaro too? come on

I just fixed the exhaust leak so you better be afraid

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1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

..... wow .....:icon_shaking:

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funky_monkey58;289421 wrote:
I have met them but do not associate myself with them.

Was out saturday night nooblet. Was driving a grey supra followed by a black CTS-V

It's called having a life, no need to hangout all night. Would much rather be home getting some action, than hanging out with a bunch of kids.

by action you mean rubbing a piece of rabbit fur on your dick right?

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zbrown;289907 wrote:
do you want to race my camaro too? come on

I just fixed the exhaust leak so you better be afraid

I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already. And if I WERE to ever waste the time to drive to Fargo to race you, or wherever you live, I personally do not care... it wouldn't be to race, it would be to run your car off the road, and then claim insurance on mine (which is a VW) and THEN, proceed to VW dealer and get another one. While not feeling bad at all that you died in a ditch somewhere.

And the fact that you have an Obama picture as your sig, makes that hatred increase exponentially.

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already. And if I WERE to ever waste the time to drive to Fargo to race you, or wherever you live, I personally do not care... it wouldn't be to race, it would be to run your car off the road, and then claim insurance on mine (which is a VW) and THEN, proceed to VW dealer and get another one. While not feeling bad at all that you died in a ditch somewhere.

terrible forum... haha

actually i would probably be in my 3/4 ton dodge cummins....... you would end up where ever i wanted you to end up

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zbrown;289911 wrote:
terrible forum... haha

actually i would probably be in my 3/4 ton dodge cummins....... you would end up where ever i wanted you to end up

Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.

Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289912 wrote:
Oh that's right, for every shitty car up there, there is a shitty truck to go with it. And a mouthy driver to top it all off.

Did you wanna hook bumpers too? Should I bring my cowboy boots, spurs, and an old pair of slacks? I mean we would probably be in some mud right? I wouldn't want to get my European ass all dirty now would I?

Don't forget your Velcro gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out here

Just think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
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zbrown;289914 wrote:
Don't forget your Velcro gloves.......... I will show you how it is done out here

Just think you might be a lucky guy and be my type....... unlike your BFF**
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well lets skip the small talk and get straight the assfucking then shall we?

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
And the fact that you have an Obama picture as your sig, makes that hatred increase exponentially.

Sadly you don't understand the picture

[zbrown]

1 DUR-T VAG;289915 wrote:
well lets skip the small talk and get straight the assfucking then shall we?

I like where your head is at....... or will be

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zbrown;289916 wrote:
Sadly you don't understand the picture

Obama saluting the axis of evil. its not too hard to pick up on...

It's the fact that there is a picture of him there that upsets me.

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1 DUR-T VAG;289906 wrote:
VW>Subie for more vagina.... its science. Our pistons don't go sideways.

And here I was under the understanding that all VW owners were gay and all the subaru owners were lesbians. I have nothing against lesbians, they eat the same thing I do, that's why I got myself a lesbian-mobile....and probably why you got yourself a queer-car.

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1 DUR-T VAG;289910 wrote:
I've been on this terrible forum for 10 minutes, and I dislike you the most already.

zbrown is so far ahead of the game, he probably disliked you 10 mins before you even thought of joining this forum. He's weird like that.

[Grr]

NOW, this thread delivers more than i ever thought was possible

[weshole]

This thread is WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and as far as pistons that go sideways being stupid or gay.... I suppose Porsche is weaksauce as well.

[kylush]

So VW's arn't that hard to make fast as long as you can put an assload of money into them. Just like any car ever made.... crazy

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Trafik Jamz;289920 wrote:
And here I was under the understanding that all VW owners were gay and all the subaru owners were lesbians. I have nothing against lesbians, they eat the same thing I do, that's why I got myself a lesbian-mobile....and probably why you got yourself a queer-car.

Totally a queer car. You hit the nail on the head there. That really is why I bought my car. Would you like to come with me every time I have a hard time purchasing something? You can stand next to me and tell me why I need to buy it. You seem to know me so well. I really wish I was like you and could sense things like that.

Give me five minutes to think of something else to say though, and then post it right after this post. I guess that would be the first step in imitating you.

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Shit, its been 5 minutes but I dont have any namedropping I can do. Nor do i have any friends to try and stick up for. I guess I'll just sound like a dumbass then...