One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill
and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a thank you card and
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again
replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this
week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber
again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you ; I'm doing community service
this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen
different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber
again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service
this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined
up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right...
